School trip *finished*

One

Peter Parker-Stark had his head burried in his folded arms as he waited for class to end, but looked up in mild interest when Mr. Harrison announced a field trip.

The school trips were always amazing, and he hoped he could fully enjoy this one without anything requiring the use of Spider-man.

"You're going too...." He banged his hands on the table, a drumroll. Some of the kids joined in, including Ned.

"Stark Towers!" He yelled, throwing his hands up in celebration. (Ofc where else would they go, amiright?)

Peter's mouth dropped open, and his head dropped down into his arms again. His forhead hit the desk, and he winced.

Ned patted his back in sympathy, but Peter knew he was happy. No matter how many times they visited Stark Tower, Ned got so exited they thought he'd faint.

MJ showed no mercy, and hit him on the top of the head to get his attention in case Mr, Harrison started speaking again.

"It's a joke, right?" A kid in the back asked. Peter sat all the way up hopefully. Mr. H chuckled and shook his head.

The class errupted, and Peter let his head fall back down onto the desk.

The class was yelling and screaming, and Mr. H had to slam a history book down on a desk to get them to shut up.

"What's wrong, Penis parker?" Flash sneered. "Scared everyone's gonna know your internship is a fake?"

"Flash!" Mr. H scolded. "Don't talk to other students like that."

The bell rang. "The bus leaves at 8:00 tommorow! You're late, you're not going!" Mr. H called out as the students scrambled out of the classroom.

"Penis parker!" Peter didn't have to turn to know who it was.

He did anyway, to see Flash stop in front of him. Ned and MJ stood beside Peter, glaring at Flash.

"Exited for tomorrow?" He taunted. Peter just nodded, although in his head was really just screaming.

OH SHIT THIS IS TERRIBLE CRAP FUCK DAMNIT THIS IS NOT GONNA GO WELL WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME FUCKKKKK

Flash laughed. "Yeah, right. Tommorow, everyone's gonna know that I was right, you where lieing." He smirked, walking away.

In truth, they already believed Flash, everyone thought he was lieing, save for MJ and Ned, because they of course basically lived in stark Towers with Peter, with how much they came over.

Aunt May had passed away about a year and a half ago, and Peter had officially moved in with the avengers in stark Tower, although he basically lived there anyway. He even had his own room, that he just kept when he moved.

The Avengers where like a big family, spending every morning and night together, and seeing each other almost all day, running around the tower doing their own thing. They where very close, and Ned, MJ and Peter were like their children.

MJ patted him on the back comfortingly. "I'm sure it'll be fine, just talk to them." He smiled at her, surprised at her help. " Idiot." She called over her shoulder as she walked away, and he laughed.

Ned and him did their secret handshake and went their separate ways.

--le time skip--

Peter pushed his mashed potatoes around on his plate, dreading telling his family.

Sam and Bucky where haveing an argument about whether a tomato is a fruit while everyone watched on in interest.

"It's not a fucking fruit-" Bucky tried to say, but was cut off with an enthusiastic, "Language!" From everyone but himself and Steve, who groaned. "One time!" He said, just like he always did.

It was a thing.

Bucky, Bruce, and Scott had a thing for swearing, and whenever they, or anyone else, said a swear word, all else in the vicinity would cheerily yell, "Language!"

"Man of spiders!" Thor said suddenly. "Why do you look so sad?"

All faces immediately turned to him. "Oh, you are sad!" Wanda said worriedly.

Peter groaned. He could never hide anything from his super family for long.

"I... May have a fieldtrip here tommorow." He rushed out.

Clint burst out laughing. Peter put his head in his hands. "Just don't embarrass me tommorow, got it?" He said.

"No promises." Shui said mischievously. Peter groaned.

--le time skip--

The Avengers waited until F.R.I.D.A.Y notified them that Peter was alseep, then snuck into the living room to make plans.

They spent several hours coming u with plans to embarrass their little spider, and to laugh about later, when they saw the classe's reactions.

"This is going to be fun." Pietro said, rubbing his hands together and zipping around the room in excitement. Even Vision agreed.