The Stuff I Think Of When Making Jokes (Completed Kinda)

Jokes Part 1

Don't Read Unless You Want Jokes and or Swear idk

Any joke or anything in this most of the stuff in this is either never reach anyone or never mind just enjoy

So.... how this gonnna work is Ima write what I feel like so don't judge me or judge me I Dont Know I Dont Care I ate your Ramen anyway I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING.... BRAIN THINK DO A THING NOW DONT EMBARRASSE ME INFRONT OF EVERYONE ah wait I think I know something now..

Let's start with a My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia (which ever you prefer) joke

Izuku: JUST GET TO THE JOKES ALREADY

ALREADY AM

Izuku: Oh... Well We Gotta Do Something Or This Won't Get Any Views And You'll Look Stupid

Haha Izuku So Funny

Izuku: Im Serious

Oh... You Have Something On Your Back

Izuku: WHAT?!

???: IM TRYIN TO SLEEP ON DEKU

Izuku: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT ERI

Eri: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME MY CANDY APPLES

Izuku: WE HAVE NO APPLES

*Todoroki Is Seen Breaking Into The Fridge Snacking On The Apples*

Eri: MY APPLE

Izuku: TODOROKI RUNNN

Todoroki: Why? I-

*Todoroki Has Been Deleted*

Eri: Yay I get my Apples

Izuku: NOT AGAIN

I just.. started this and Somehow someone is already Deleted

Izuku: Can't You Bring Him Back

No I'm not the author

Izuku: What's An Author

Nothing

Eri: Deku Can You Make The Candy Apples

Izuku: Fine Fine

*Izuku Grabs The Apples And Makes Some Candy Apples*

Wait a second.... this entire thing isn't even a joke.... I GOT CARRIED AWAY AGAIN

*Uynm Has Been Carried Away*

The End

*Uynm 2.0 Has Been Activated*

Uynm 2.0: IM FREEEEEEEE

Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS HOUSE IN HALF

Uynm 2.0: MY HOUSE

Phil Swift: I PUT THIS HOUSE BACK TOGETHER WITH FLEX TAPE

*Yaomomo Has Joined The Chat*

Momo: What Has Happened To The House

Todoroki: Oh Phil Sawed It In Half Again

Phil Swift: That Happened One Time

Uynm 2.0: Like When You Sawed Me In Half

Izuku: HE DID WHHHHHHAAAAAAT

Momo: Oh Thats Where Midoriya Went

Midoriya: No Thats Izuku I'm Midoriya

Todoroki: Whats The Difference

Midoriya: Hes From A Different Universe

Momo: Makes Sense

*All Might Walks Out From The House*

All Might: THE WATER IS OFF AGAIN

Uynm 2.0: No Phil Sawed The House In Half He Didn't Reattach The Water Pipes

*Uynm Has Rebooted*

This isn't even a joke anymore is it...

Uynm 2.0: No It Isnt

That sucks this might as well be a ridiculous mini story of me writing dumb stuff

Uynm 2.0: Might As Well

Why are you still active

Uynm 2.0: I Cant Turn Off

Makes Sense

Uynm 2.0: Pretty Much

I'm surprised I haven't Cussed Once

Uynm 2.0: Dont Jinx It

Good Idea Where's Midoriya

Midoriya: Not Here

Your right there

Midoriya: No Im Not

Yes You Are

Izuku: SHUT UP ALREADY

You sound like Katsuki

Izuku: Katsuki Swears I Dont

Your not innocent either

Momo: He Isnt Innocent At All

Midoriya: Izuku Can You Come Here Real Quick

Izuku: No

Midoriya Why

*A Portal Opens Revealing Katsuki*

Katsuki: WHATS UP EXTR-

Mitsuki: KATSUKI BE REPECTFUL

Katsuki: FINE WHATS UP B*TCHS

Mitsuki: Thats Better

Thats worse

Uynm 2.0: Much Worse

Mitsuki: Not Really...

Yes

Izuku: No

Midoriya Yes

Anti-Uynm: Katsuki Did Ya Get The Ketchup

Katsuki: Yeah Yeah I Did...

Anti-Uynm: No Im Not Saying How Im Here I Just Am GET OVER HERE KATSUKI KIRISHIMA AND KAMINARI ARE WAITING

How much ya wanna bet I messed up their names

Uynm 2.0: $100

Izuku: $200

Uynm 2.0 ya don't got money

Uynm 2.0: How Can You Be Sure *Pulls $10 Out*

Fair Enough Anyway I Need Your Help With Something.... important

CLIFF HANGER B*TCH
I wonder how bad this'll go