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Broken Bones

Grandma: @Hack @Catman why is Midoriya in my office for a broken finger on the first day?

Catman: I blame @Die

Hack: His quirk sucks

Die: Somebody please fix my name

Catman: Nope

Hack: Nope

Grandma: Teach your student and I might

Whiplash: Nope

Motorized: Nope

Dracula: Nope

Die: Why are you all mean to me and my son

Hack: I fucking knew it

Die: *student

Die: He isn't my son!

Dracula: You sure about that?

Catman: Aren't you supposed to be at the ceremony?

Dracula: Nah I'm picking up my class afterwards it's the same every year

Hack: So good thing I got to skip

Catman: I still don't know who you are

Dracula: Aren't they in your class?

Catman: Yes but I haven't seen anybody on their phones and I'm death glaring at them all

Hack: He is, it's quite scary

Whiplash: Shota stop glaring at your students

Catman: I need to know who Hack is!

Hack: Here's a hint, I know Todoroki's "dead" brother

Catman: That is an awful hint

Whiplash: He only has two siblings though? And they're both alive?

Hack: Endeavour probably erased his whole existence when he faked his death

Catman: Give me another hint

Hack: Hmmm... I'm short and am about ready to drop kick m**eta for trying to look up my skirt

Catman: That does not narrow it down much but now we at least know who to look for when he gets dropkicked

Hack: All us girls hate him

Motorized: My brother's in 1-A, you should talk to him

Hack: His name is Tenya, right?

Motorized: Yup!

Hack: He almost chopped my head this morning while shouting a greeting at me

Motorized: I'll talk to him about that

Hack: He keeps yelling at the class to shut up

Hack: Scratch that him and the Pomeranian are yelling at each other

Whiplash: Do you need help Shota?

Catman: Nah they shut up

Hack: You threw grenades at them

Dracula: So that's what the explosion was

Grandma: You better not send any more of your students here

Hack: @Grandma