Hack: heheheheheheh
Rat God: Shimizu are you alright?
Hack: she doesn't know I took her phone
Hack: what's this?
Catman: a hero chat plus Shimizu because she won't leave
Hack: IS ALL MIGHT HERE??????
Die: yes? is something the matter
Hack: hmm, that's a good name Ten suggested but I have a better one
*Hack has changed "Die"'s name to "Dart Board"*
Hack: perfect!
Dart Board: ... I think I prefer Die
Hack: AAAAAAA
Rat God: is everything alright?
Hack: sorry about her she thought it would be a good idea to STEAL MY GODS DAMNED PHONE LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT I DONT GO AND STEAL HER SHIT
Catman: so everything is fine now?
Hack: yes, and all might, would you like me to change your name?
Dart Board: yes, please
*Hack has changed "Dart Board"'s name to "Die"*
Hack: There you go
Die: thank you?
Motorized: aye, at least nobody can see your name and guess who you are
Die: true
Hack: Tensei grab your coffee
Motorized: damn I forgot you were also at the coffee shop
Motorized: where you at I got your pastry
Hack: by the window facing the street sign
Catman: so we're just using this to deliver coffee and pastries, now?
HAck: you ordered alcohol off of me at the start of the year
Catman: in a private chat
Motorized: too lazy to do that
Rat God: Shimizu, could you please step off for a moment? We need to discuss the final
Motorized: And how did your friend steal your phone if you were at the cafe immediately after you got it back?
Hack: 1. no thanks I won't tell nor will I use the information to my advantage as long as you don't give out test answers. If you do then I will use it to my advantage. 2. This thing called walking and not paying attention
Motorized: fair enough
Rat God: alright then
Catman: isn't the practical just a fight?
Rat God: correct, the students will be a surprise this year
Dracula: my students think they're fighting zero pointers
Catman: mine have zero clue
Catman: a few might think its zero pointers, though
Rat God: well, Shimizu will be the only one to know in full but she has our trust
Rat God: Toshinori, you will be fighting Midoriya and Bakugo
Hack: well that's a stupid pairing but pop off I guess
Motorized: how can you eat with both hands AND STILL TEXT?
Hack: I have a useful quirk
Rat God: continuing on
Rat God: Aizawa you will be with Todoroki and Momo. Nemuri, you will have Mineta and Sero. Hizashi, you will have Koda and Jiro. Ectoplasm, you will have Tsuyu and Tokoyama. Snipe, Shoji and Hagakure. Cementos, Kirishima, and Sato. Power Loader will have Tenya and Ojiro. Thirteen, Aoyama and Ururaka. I will have Mina and Kaminari.
(Author: that took a hot sec to type out, lol)
Hack: what about me?
Rat God: because you know all of this you will be given a different test than your peers
Hack: yeah that makes sense
Motorized: kid didn't even share her pastry
Hack: A: germs. B: I like my Amerikaner pastries
Motorized: fair enough
Catman: make sure not to tell the other students about the practical final, Shimizu
Hack: Ofc, my lips are sealed!
Rat God: that's all for now. Remember, look out for any mole, and prepare for the trip to the training camp
*Everybody has disconnected*
(Author: time to write at least six more chapters to make up for the weeks I missed plus extra for the future! why do I dig myself so many holes)
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