The signs as hetalia quotes

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Aries: "I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and und grape."

Taurus: "I'm going to kill you until your dead."

Gemini: "you're grandma sounds hot."

Cancer: "oh crap, my fish."

Leo: "Just show them your boobs."

Libra: Hey Japan, want to see my butt?"

Scorpio: "I refuse to accept being as ugly as the rest of you."

Sagittarius: "If you don't disappear while I'm typing my shoe laces, I'm going to flip you over."

Capricorn: "Do you really think you can win a battle armed with carbohydrates?"

Aquarius: "The weatherman predicted at 99% shitstorm and it's coming right at ya."

Pisces: "I'm so hot, I could kiss myself."

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