Bakugou:
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
I... Wait, no, no, no!
Wait. Hold on a sec...
(YELPS)
You have a very strong arm, Prince. Okay, please! Put the monkey down.
Izuku:
Stay back or I'll...
Bakugou:
Please, please, please.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Prince Bakugo
(WEAKLY) of Maldonia.
izuku:
Prince? But I didn't wish for any... Hold on. If you're the prince, then who was that waltzing with Ochako on the dance floor?
Bakugou:
All I know is one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting a rug, and then the next thing I know, I am tripping over these.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I know this story!
(EXCLAIMS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
izuku:
The Frog Prince?
Bakugou:
Yes!
My mother had the servants
read this to me every night.
Yes, yes, yes!
This is exactly the answer!
You must kiss me.
izuku:
Excuse me?
Bakugou:
You will enjoy it, I guarantee.
All people enjoy the kiss
of Prince Katsuki
Now just kiss me
izuku:
Look, I'm sorry.
I'd really like to help you,
but I just do not kiss frogs.
Bakugou:
Wait a sec, but on the balcony, you asked me.
Izuku:
I didn't expect you to answer!
Bakugou:
But you must kiss me.
Look, besides being
unbelievably handsome, okay,
I also happen to come from
a fabulously wealthy family.
Surely I could offer you
some type of reward,
a wish I could grant, perhaps?
Yes?
izuku:
Just one kiss?
Bakugou:
Just one, unless you beg for more.
izuku:
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
(SOFTLY) Okay, izuku, you can do this. You can do this.
Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss. Okay.
izuku:
Your not that much different,
but how did you get way up there?
And how did I get way down here
in all this...
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Sorry it was short I'm at school rn
