Izuku:
Voodoo? You mean to tell me this all happened because you were messing
with the Shadow Man?
Bakugou:
He was very charismatic.
Izuku:
(GROANS)
It serves me right for wishing on stars. The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.
Bakugou:
Hard work? Why would
a prince need to work hard?
Izuku:
Huh? Oh!
I'm not a prince. I'm a waiter.
Bakugou:
A waiter?
Well, no wonder the kiss did not work. You lied to me!
Izuku:
No, I... I never said I was a prince.
Bakugou:
You never said that
you were a waiter!
You... You were wearing a crown!
Izuku:
It was a costume party,
you spoiled little rich boy!
Bakugou: Oh, yes?
Well, the egg is on your face, all right?
Because I do not have any riches.
Izuku:
What?
Bakugou:
I am completely broke! (LAUGHS)
(BALLOON POPS)
Bakugou:
Uh-oh.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Izuku:
You said you were fabulously wealthy!
Bakugou:
No. My parents are fabulously wealthy, but they cut me off for being a... Leech! Leech!
Izuku:
You're broke,
and you had the gall to call me a liar? (BOTH SCREAMING)
Bakugou:
It was not a lie. I fully...
(SHOUTS)
Izuku:
Run!
Bakugou:
I fully intend to be rich again. Once I marry Miss Ochako Uraraka . If she will have me.
Izuku:
You're a prince?
Bakugou:
Obviously.
Izuku:
She'll have you.
All right, then.
Once you two are married,
you are going to keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right?
Bakugou:
Not so fast. I made that promise to a handsome prince, not a cranky... Why are those logs moving?
Izuku:
Those aren't logs.
(Villains snarling)
(SCREAMS)
(CHUCKLES)
Villain 1:
I got dibs on the big one.
Where'd they go!?
Villain 4:
you plump, tasty morsel!
Villain 3:
That's my tail, pea brain!
Villain 1:
Where did they go? Come on!
