Bakugou:
Lower the vine! now!
Izuku:
Find your own hiding place
Bakugou:
All right. Look
Help me get out of this swamp,
and once I marry ochako,
I'll get you your shitty restaurant.
Dammit! Pull me up!
we're going to be here for a while. So we may as well get comfortable.
Izuku:
Get away from me!
(The next day)
Izuku:
Wake up sleeping beauty! Villains are gone. We got to get back to UA and undo this mess you got us into.
Bakugou:
I was not the one parading around with a phony-baloney crown.
(Plays mini drums)
Izuku:
I could use a little help.
Oh! I will play a little louder. (PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
Izuku:
How about a little less playing and a... (GASPS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Kirishima:
I know that tune!(PLAYING mini guitar)
Bakugou:
Play it,man!
Kirishima:
Where you been all my life?
Bakugou:
Where did you learn to play like that?
Kirishima:
the best music school in the world.
All the greats play the riverboats. Old ejiro would give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys.
Bakugou:
Why don't you?
Kirishema:
Oh, I tried once.
It didn't end well.
Izuku:
Uh-huh. It has been a real pleasure meeting you, ejiro.
And thank you kindly for not eating us, but we best be on our way.
Kirishima:
Where... Where you guys going?
Izuku:
To find somebody to break this spell.
Kirishima:
What spell?
Bakugou:
Brace yourself, my scaly friend. We are not frogs.
We are humans.
Kirishima:
(LAUGHING) Your serious?
Bakugou:
I am katsuki, Prince of Maldonia. And he is izuku, the waiter. (SOFTLY) Do not kiss him.
Izuku:
(GASPS) Now, just a second.
Izuku:
This goon here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo man, and now...
Kirishima:
Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Hagakure do?
Bakugou:
Mama who-?
Kirishima:
Mama Hagakure, She the voodoo queen of the bayou. She got magic and spells,
all kind of hoodoo.
Bakugou and Izuku: Could you take us to her?
Kieishima:
(GASPS) Through the deepest,
darkest part of the bayou?
Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes and villains with guns?! No.
(PLAYING SOULFUL guitar tune)
Bakugou:
Watch and learn.
ejiro, it is too bad we cannot help you with your dream.
If only you were smaller, less toothy, you could play music to adoring crowds without scaring them.
Kirishima:
(STOPS PLAYING)
Bakugou:
Anyway, enjoy your loneliness, shitty tail.
Izuku;
Good try but it's not going to...
Kirishima:
Hey, guys, I just had me a manly idea! What if I ask mama Hagakure
to turn me human?!
Bakugou:
ejiro! You are a genius!
