Kirishima:
Hallelujah!
(PLAYING UPBEAT GUITAR TUNE)
(SINGING) If I were a human being I'd head straight for UA high And I'd play this guitar
so hot and strong Like no one they've ever seen
You heard of Jimi Hendrix, Mr. Jimmy Page All those boys gonna step aside when they hear this old ex-gator play Listen
(Plays guitar)
When I'm human
as I hope to be
I'm gonna play this guitar till the cows come home
And everyone's gonna
bow down to me
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you. I love you, too, man.
Bakugou:
When I'm myself again
I want just the life I had
A great big party every night
That doesn't sound too bad
A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my right
A blonde or 2 to hold the candles Now that seems just about right Eh,kiri?
Life is short When you're done, you're done
We're on this earth to have some fun And that's the way things are
Kirishima:
Tell it, man!
Bakugou:
When I'm human, and I'm gonna be I'm gonna tear it up like I did before And that's a royal guarantee
Izuku:
You are getting married!
Bakugou:
Oh, right.
I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!
Izuku:
Your modesty becomes you
and your sense of responsibility I've worked hard for everything I've got And that's the way it's supposed to be When I'm a human being
at least I'll act like one
If you do your best
each and every day
Good things are sure
to come your way
What you give is what you get
My dad said that and I'll never forget And I commend it to you
All:
When we're human
And we're gonna be
Kirishima:
I'm gonna strum my guitar
Bakugou:
I'm gonna live the high life
Izuku:
I'm gonna do my best
to take my place in the sun
All:
When we're
Human
..............................................
Ochako:
I am positively mortified
you had to endure
that frog fiasco last night.
Ida:
Well, when you're next in line for the throne,
you're poised like a panther,
ready to expect the unexpected.
Ochako:
Your ear?
Ida:
What? Oh!
(LAUGHS)
Those pesky mosquitoes.
They're everywhere...Please.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore the throbbing of my
heart.
Even though our time together
has been brief, it's been heavenly! Land sakes,
Ochako:
Prince Bakugou!
You got me blushing like a...
Ida:
Would you do me the honor of
becoming Princess of Maldonia?
Ochako: Are you serious?
Ida: As the plague.
Ochaco: Yes!
I most definitely will marry you! There's so much to plan!
I mean, the guest list,
the dress, the music,
the flowers, the shoes...
(SQUEALS)
We're going to have ourselves
a Mardi Gras wedding!
Ida: (SIGHS)
(GASPS)
Shigaraki:
No!
Ida:
What do we do now?
Shigaraki:
Because somebody let
our froggy prince go, ida ,
I'm reduced to asking for help from my friends on the other side.
