Chapter 9

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Bakugou:
Easy, Prince. Prince, do not panic!

izuku:
What did you do to me?
I'm green and I'm slimy!

Bakugou:
No! No, no, no, that is not slime.

Izuku:
What?

Bakugou:
You are secreting mucus.

izuku:
You... You...
(Bakugou SHOUTS)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMING)
Mr uraraka:
Hey, Eri!
Get them frogs!

Bakugou:
Run!

Izuku:
I can't run. I'm a frog!

Bakugou:
Then hop!
(BARKING)
Down, girl. Down, monster dog!
(BOTH SCREAM)

Man:
En garde!

Bakugou:
Where are we going?

Izuku:
Excuse me!

Izuku:
Wait!Eri!

Bakugou:
Going up!

Izuku:
Eri , it's me, deku!

Eri:
mr deku?

Izuku:
Eri just talked to me.
The dog just spoke to me!

Bakugou:
You know, if you're going
to let every little thing bother you, it's going to be a very long night!

Ida:(GASPS) Oh, dear.
Oh! You're so quiet.

Shigaraki:
You let him go?

Ida:
The poor devil was gasping,
so I loosened the lid ever so slightly. (GRUNTS)

Dabi and toga:
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)

Ida:
Now how did I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness?
I can't go through with this!
You wear this ghastly thing!

Shigaraki:
Careful with that!
Anything happens to this,
I'm going to be...
Fun fact about voodoo, ida.
Can't conjure anything for myself. Besides, you and I both know
the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money!
Buckets of it.

Ida:
That's true.

Shigaraki:
Aren't you tired
of living on the margins while
all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much
as a sideways glance?

Ida:
Yes. I am.

Shigaraki:
All you gotta do is marry
Big Daddy's little princess,
and we'll be splitting that juicy Uraraka fortune right down the middle. -60-40, like I said.

Ida:
Hmm. Yeah.
But what about katsuki?

Shigaraki:
Your little slip-up will be
a minor bump in the road,
so long as we've got
the prince's blood in this.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Ida:
Yes.

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