So basically we start of with um incase the roach somehow finds this and I do not want to get sued, I will be referring to him as Stick number 1 💁♀️ Anyways Stick number one texts the Mayflower girl to leave Stick Number 2 and be with him instead 💁♀️
Stick number 2 on the other hand is over here discussing with mayflower girl about how they should run away together and be happily ever after or whatever happens at the end of straight romance movies. ✋👁👄👁
Meanwhile, Megan Thee Hamilton overhears Stick number 1 mumbling his plan to himself and eavesdrops. She soon sends these details to the 4 people groupchat, which consists of her, Tortilla Chemada, Tia Arroz, and Mija Minaj.
Tia Arroz is the first to check her Phone, and is ✨shooketh✨ at the details
Then Mija Minaj checks his phone and is in shock, and quickly writes this down in his special section of notes just incase he needs to expose Stick number 1 later in the future.
Somewhere along the lines, Stick number 1 finds out that someone has overheard his plan and he is now exposed. He starts crying, like how Tia Arroz does over Birdnest at night, and tries to hide his tears.
Tortilla Chemada checks her phone and starts ✨ orbiting into outer space ✨
While this is all happening, someone realizes that Stick number 2 and Mayflower girl have ran off to go do whatever straight middle school couples do 💀
Megan Thee Hamilton changes into a ✨disguise✨ and goes to find where Stick number 2 and Mayflower girl went off to so she can take photos as receipts and airdrop them in class the next day.
Tia Arroz decides to go with Megan Thee Hamilton and tells her ghost novio to come with them so they can find details.
Out of nowhere, Birdnest's brother, Hangover, randomly starts wanting Tia Arroz.
Because of this, Birdnest gets jealous or whatever ✋🙄
Chili anyways these roaches were slow and turns out while Megan Thee Hamilton, Tia Arroz, and her ghost novio were out looking for Stick number 2 and Mayflower girl, Mija Minaj took matters into his own hands and kidnaps them both by sending his cat army after them.
When the roaches entered Mija Minaj's basement, Mija Minaj's cats hissed at them because, well, they were ✨r o a c h e s✨
Mayflower girl was annoying and started knitting so Mija Minaj ✨executed her✨ in front of Stick number 2. He left Stick number 2 to cry over the loss of his amor or whatever and to rot in the basement.
Mija Minaj then gets arrested, but fortunately the cops were old crusty men so Mija Minaj quickly catfished them, scammed them for their coin, and went off on his way.
