Mija anyways the 3 remaining roaches go through this door that leads them to the outside, where they end up at a village
They eventually meet this sort of cute farmer who says his brother went into town and got shanked or whatever
He then said to go upstairs to get a key which totally didn't sound like he wanted to kidnap them in his attic
When they come back downstairs, the farmer leads them in the direction of some caves with 2 entrances
Mija Minaj goes to the left tunnel but Megan Thee Roach insists on going right ✋
Tia Arroz goes with Megan Thee Hamilton for some reason, probably because she's a rat
So like chili they all go their separate ways through the cave
Mija Minaj goes through the left entrance, and seems fine at first, but then notices there a ton of weird statues everywhere that are built like miss Rebecca. Eventually, Mija Minaj notices that one of these statues moved, but when he turned his head to check again, that rude ass statue started chasing Mija Minaj down. Mija Minaj manages to escape to the end of the tunnel, and hides in some grass until the statue goes back into the caves.
Mija Minaj then sees another cave exit, and sees someone running towards him.
But it turns out to just be Tia Arroz, who then tells Mija Minaj that Miss Megan Thee Stupid got snatched and murdered by one of the moving Statues, but like is that even a surprise? ✋💀
Mija Minaj and Tia Arroz walk through this barn that lead to some old abandoned casa
Mija Minaj finds out that there's a basement that leads to a tunnel that would hopefully take them to another door
It turns out to be just that, and they both walk through the door
Tia Arroz and Mija Minaj end up in a Elevator of some kind, that starts moving all of a sudden.
When the elevator doors open, they step into this musty rundown 80% off clearance section hotel
At the end of the hallway is some mentally unstable pink grandma in a wheelchair that appears to have fallen on the floor mumbling something about "it's too late" or "she'll find you" or some stereotypical horror movie thing👁👄👁
To the pink grandmas right was another elevator, which both Mija Minaj and Tia Arroz get in.
The elevator takes them to a second floor, except now they could hear in the background some banjo noises 🧍♀️
As they both go down the hall, the banjo gets louder which probably meant that they were about to see some weird shit 💃
They then see this Maxi Pad built thing with a wanna be JoJo Siwa giant bow on the top of her head, playing some sort of banjo looking thing
Miss Maxi Pad then started charging after Mija Minaj and Tia Arroz, but didn't manage to catch either of them because she was to busy playing her banjo to snatch one of them
Mija Minaj and Tia Arroz find another elevator, which took them to the third floor
When the door opened, Tia Arroz saw a map in the wall that looked like this
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Mija so anyways apparently those green dots meant that there was a rebecca of some sort crawling around there ✋🧍♀️
Tia Arroz and Mija Minaj finally start going through the maze, which was fine for like halfway through, but then um Mija at one of the hallways they saw this crawling thingy pass right in front of them 👁👄👁 Tia Arroz named these crawling thingies "Glitter Sparkle Coochies"
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Mija so anyways they ran past that and went farther into whatever this abandoned hotel maze was, and according to the map, Mija they were almost there 💁♀️
But then one of those crawling thingies had to be a hoe and saw them running, and started to chase them ✋🧍♀️
Tia Arroz ends up getting snatched up by miss glitter sparkles coochie like a wig off a drag queen, and dies 👁👄👁
While The crawling roach thing was distracted murdering Tia Arroz, Mija Minaj manages to get away and finally finds the exit to the hotel, which for some reason is another elevator
Outside the elevator, Mija Minaj finds this huge looking gate thingy that looked like it led into someone's casa 👁👄👁
For some reason, the spirits or whatever decided to bring back the 3 roaches from the dead as a "reward" (punishment) for beating the hotel maze
Chili anyways the gate to the casa finally opens and they walk inside to see Miss Rebecca with severe scoliosis
