But earlier today some miss girl named Carly (
y'all probably don't know who tf that is but girl idk maybe I'll update y'all about what's happened if I ever get bored like this again 💀)
So uhm I guess I'll write another short chapter
Chile idk how to even start this off but uhm chili miss Tia Arroz is a whore, like, officially, and she's back with Palm Tree 💀
For like
The fifth time
And this time she
👁👄👁
🧍♂️🧎♀️
If you know what I mean 💀
If she finds this she's so gonna kill me
But anyways
Uhm
Miss Megan Thee Hamilton isn't actually that different since last year except for the fact that she's now into old dead men 💀
Oh and
Mija Minaj actually started a SoundCloud career💀🖐
Not officially, like CupcakKe or Ariana Grande or something like that but, a Flop career that's (mainly) satire 💀
But y'all should go stream him 💁♀️
His Christmas EP " Happy Whore-Li-Days" releases in like 3 weeks so be on the lookout for that 💀
Oh and his stage name isn't Mr.Krabs Minaj like he said he would change it to.
It's now Nikisha Moronica
Long story short Nikisha is a purple party city weave that Mija Minaj got for his birthday that Miss Prik gave him 💀
But anyways enough stalling here's the link to Mija Minaj's flop cloud page:
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/qcKubLb57Lk6gAdp6
I doubt anyone will even read this since the last chapter I posted only got 1 read 🤡💀
But uhm chili my fingers are getting tired so see y'all in like 2 years when I remember this in Therapy 💃
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UPDATE:
Chili here's just a quick update from 2022 because miss Tia Arroz reminded me of this again 😭 uhm chili Mija Minaj's EP is getting delayed for next Christmas pero um he's almost done with his flop album so go stream it when it's out 😍💅
