Megan Thee Hamilton h̶i̶j̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶ buys a plane ticket and goes to Florida with her family o̶f̶ ̶r̶a̶t̶s̶
Tia Arroz a̶c̶t̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶ behaves like a holy child and goes to the movies with her p̶a̶l̶m̶ ̶t̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶i̶l̶t̶ ̶r̶o̶a̶c̶h̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ bestie where t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶k̶i̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶f̶f̶ they sit down and watch the movie like what you're supposed to do at a movie theater
Mija Minaj gets the chance to g̶e̶t̶ ̶r̶a̶i̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶ meet some guy from TikTok, B̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶e̶ ̶T̶i̶a̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶o̶z̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶u̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶o̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶M̶i̶j̶a̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶a̶j̶ However, Mija Minaj then realizes it wouldn't really work out in the end, thanks to the help of Tia Arroz and decides to stay single
Mija Minaj g̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶g̶h̶e̶t̶t̶o̶ ̶M̶e̶x̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶o̶a̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶g̶s̶ gets invited to and attends a Spanish birthday party
Megan Thee Hamilton tries to play a joke where h̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶v̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶M̶i̶j̶a̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶a̶j̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶ she convinces Mija Minaj that she can't hear him through a phone call
Tia Arroz c̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶M̶i̶j̶a̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶a̶j̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶i̶c̶e̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶l̶i̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶n̶d̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶5̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶o̶w̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶T̶i̶a̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶o̶z̶'̶s̶ ̶h̶o̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶c̶i̶d̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶g̶n̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ contemplates which guy she should hang out with, and asks Mija Minaj for advice
One day when Mija Minaj is out shopping, he O̶v̶e̶r̶h̶e̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶r̶a̶t̶c̶h̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶a̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶q̶u̶i̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶g̶n̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶u̶m̶b̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶d̶o̶m̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ buys some cotton candy and goes on with his day
Megan Thee Hamilton sees a J̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶B̶i̶e̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶u̶i̶l̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶n̶a̶b̶e̶ ̶e̶d̶g̶y̶ ̶e̶m̶o̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶ Nice young boy at the airport
One day at his madres Tienda, Mija Minaj S̶e̶e̶s̶ ̶K̶K̶W̶ ̶B̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶T̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶T̶i̶a̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶o̶z̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶e̶ ̶T̶i̶a̶ ̶A̶r̶r̶o̶z̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶o̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶M̶i̶j̶a̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶a̶j̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶M̶i̶j̶a̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶a̶j̶'̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶r̶e̶s̶ ̶T̶i̶e̶n̶d̶a̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶M̶i̶j̶a̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶a̶j̶ ̶t̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶ sees one of Tia Arroz's friends and says hi to them
Chili and Mija Minaj never fucking finished this chapter because he forgot about it 💀
So um ig he's finally posting it because why not 🤪
