After almost being ✨imprisoned✨ and all, and having read so many details, Mija Minaj starts a career as a Popstar under the stage name of "Mr.Krabs Minaj" and releases his first album called "I have Receipts." As he should ✋😌
Anyways Later on, Someone hires Addition to kill Megan Thee Hamilton. How shady ✋
Later on, Cheeto, Megan Thee Hamilton's amor since kindergarten, finds out about this and is shook, not taking any immediate action because we didn't come up with what he'd do. And plus he probably could care less since he was forced by gunpoint to date Megan Thee Hamilton, who's creepy and stalks his Instagram.
MiJa aNywAys, LowStandards, Someone who Tia Arroz called cute, gets jealous of Cheeto, and suddenly wants Megan Thee Hamilton.
Tia Arroz finds out about this, and gets jealous, suddenly wanting LowStandards ✋
Tia Arroz however, remembers LowStandards is musty and instead settles for her amor, Birdnest, and they get married.
Tortilla Chemada starts orbiting as she archives all the details on her stalker Twitter account
Some kid named Carwreck bursts in and stops Birdnest's and Tia Arroz's wedding because he loves Tia Arroz
Meanwhile, Stick number 2 somehow finds a way out of Mija Minaj's basement and finds out Mayflower girl was somehow still alive, but she was playing dead the whole time to avoid being shanked by Mija Minaj's cats. They run away on a Razor scooter they found.
Afterwards, while Megan Thee Hamilton was diggin through Cheeto's trash, she found a coupon for 5 dollars off at target.
The details spread even more and it reaches Juan Patrick, who has the typical musty bleached straight boy perm. He just stands there like 🧍🏼♂️ and does nothing.
