Megan Thee Hamilton drags Mija Minaj and the two Charlis Lungs Middle Parts to some creepy old school saying they need to find Tortilla Chemada's 4th version of ✨The List✨
Chili anyways they show up to this musty school and try to find the basement
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The door that leads to the courtyard is locked 🧍♀️
Mija Minaj goes outside by the pools and finds the key in a storage shed, but um Mija there was a ✨pentagram✨ or something in that room. It looked like when Tortilla Chemada was manifesting Jose ✋👁👁
Chili anyways they open the door and go to this one ✨hAllWAy✨ where they turn left and find the basement in the band room 🧍♀️
Of course, the dumb door is locked, so they go back to the musty hallway and go right this time 🧍♀️
The roaches find a key at the back of the room they went in, but when they picked up the key, some weird sound started playing, and when they turned around, they see Rebecca's crooked, plastic-looking, miss Kim Kardashians plastic surgery, white-like-someone's-yeast-infection, red-eyed, miss needs more sunlight because she's pale as hell, cheap dollar store, goodwill tostada hat, copy cat, ragedy dress that looks like used toilet paper, miss gigantic 7 foot miss I drank milk everyday and ate 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2 as a kid, ratchet, smiling, bald like caillou, miss thinks her smile is cute and all, self ✋🙎♀️
The roaches back up into the corner of the room trying to shove one another to save themselves, but then Mija Minaj realizes the roach is staying still so he drags Miss Rebecca and her stiff wig before walking around her and back into the band room 💁♀️
Miss Rebecca suddenly disappears, so the middle parts and Megan Thee Hamilton walk out of the room and back to the band room ✋
Mija Minaj unlocks the basement and they go off 💁♀️
Chili anyways they go across the surprisingly huge and empty hallway. But like Mija when they tried to get to the door at the end of the hallway, Miss Rebecca or something that looked like her spirit as a used tampon shows up in their way and starts crying like the pick-me she is ✋
When the roaches walked closer to Miss Rebecca to hatecrime her, She disappeared into ✨thin air✨
Chili anyways they make it to the door at the end of the hallway and end up being downtown outside of the school.
The roaches now consider finding the list outside of town and keep walking ✋👁👄👁
They go inside this random building with a wooden maze inside 🧍♀️ they do however, find a map of the maze on the ceiling of the room
So then they learn that they basically had to get a key that was near some musty dead guy named Hector's body ✋🙎♀️
Megan Thee Hamilton goes first into the rusty dusty maze. She goes left, straight, left, straight, left, since that was what the map said, and almost dies because she heard the giant noises of Rebecca's Country Yee-Haw clanky cowboy boots right behind her. She eventually finds Hector's dead crusty body with the key, and manages to not get murdered. 💃
Mija Minaj goes in as bait to lure Rebecca away from where Megan Thee Hamilton is so she can go back to the entrance, and starts screaming at ear damaging levels while being chased down the right hallway. 👁👄👁
Mija Minaj starts Dragging Rebecca, saying she needs some concealer and a new dress because the whole window curtain look wasnt giving.
Megan Thee Hamilton makes it back to the entrance and gives the key Tia Arroz, and goes back into the maze to try and find Mija Minaj
Meanwhile, Mija Minaj doesn't know where he is and is still being chased by Miss Rebecca and her stiff hat self. ✋🙎♀️
Eventually after a minute or two, Mija Minaj runs into Megan Thee Hamilton, and then tells her to run the other way since miss Rebecca was about to turn around the corner 👁👄👁
After a few minutes, Mija Minaj and Megan Thee Hamilton end back up at the entrance and have managed to lose Miss Rebecca.
This time, all 4 of the roaches run back into the maze after a few seconds and head for the door ✋👁👄👁
They manage to get to the door but it takes Megan Thee Hamilton's slow ass forever to shove the key into the door handle and open it ✋🙎♀️ Rebecca's footsteps start getting louder, so to buy more time, Mija Minaj sacrifices Tortilla Chemada and shoves her back into the maze so Rebecca can slaughter her 💅🏼✨
Rebecca shanks Tortilla Chemada and goes a different way. 💁♀️
Tortilla Chemada's needy self drops onto the crusty floor and starts bleeding out while screaming as if the 3 other roaches were going to go back for her ✋
Tortilla Chemada eventually shuts up and
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Megan Thee Hamilton finally unlocks and opens the door
The roaches go through the door farther into town 💁♀️
