Taejin/Jinkook One Shots

We did What? Pt. 1 (TaeJin)

Taehyung

I arrived at the hotel and checked in, I am supposed to meet Jimin here, while I wait I'll take my bags to my room and wait for his call. Nice rooms, big and bright, I can see the strip from my window. I washed up and laid down till I heard my phone go off, it was Jimin telling me that they are checking in and to meet him back downstairs in 15 minutes. I changed my shirt and put my shoes on, grabbed my phone and wallet and headed down to the lobby. A few minutes later, "TAE", Jimin says running over to me and throwing himself into my arms. "Hey Minnie", I hug him back. "Welcome to Las Vegas, are you ready to party, this will be my last hurrah before getting hitched", he says. I laugh. "Tae", I turn to see Yoongi, Hobi, and another guy I don't know but damn he's beautiful. "Hey guys", I gather them into a big group hug, while the stranger stands aside. "Taehyung this is Ciara's brother Seokjin, Jin this is my best friend and best man Taehyung", Jimin says. I held my hand out, "nice to meet you", he shakes my hand, "nice to meet you too."

Seokjin

We started with a nice dinner, sitting with these four hearing them talk about their college days was quite amusing, but it seems they love to pick on Taehyung about not only being married and divorced twice already, but also being engaged to quite a few people and all of them ending badly. "I'm a hopeless romantic, what can I say", Taehyung says laughing nervously. "Still looking for your soulmate huh", Yoongi teases, "you are such a sap." Everybody laughs and I feel bad for him, there's nothing wrong with wanting to find love, or your soulmate for that matter. Taehyung is hot as fuck and anyone that hurts him is not worthy of him as far as I'm concerned, but I don't know him enough to judge, he may be an asshole, but I don't get that vibe.

"What about you Seokjin, any one special", Hobi asks. "Naw, I don't do relationships", I say waving my hand in the air. "Don't do relationships, what does that even mean", Jimin says. "I don't want to get into it, when is Ciara supposed to be here", I ask. Jimin looks at me skeptically, "tomorrow morning." "If everybody is done, lets go get our drink on, and hit the strip club", Jimin says. Tae and I walked behind everybody at the strip club, "guess he couldn't find a strip club with both genders", I laugh. Tae looked at me, "you're gay." I nod, "yup", I say popping the P. "Well, now I don't feel so left out", He says with a huge smile. So while the others were getting their lap dances and shoving money in females G-strings, Tae and I did shots and talked, he is a very nice guy, I feel bad his friends give him shit because of his horrible love life, or the lack there of.

After about 3 hours of tequila, body oil, and Hobi giving the strippers lap dances, Jimin said they were leaving and going back to the hotel. "What, its your bachelor party and it isn't even midnight yet, and your going back", I ask disappointed. "I'm tired, and Ciara will be here early and we have wedding stuff to do", Jimin whines. "Isn't that why she has bridesmaids", Tae says. "This is why you are single Tae", Jimin laughs. Tae rolls his eyes then looks at me, "we don't have to go back, we can go find a real strip club", he says winking. "Lets go, we will see you guys tomorrow", I say walking past them and following Taehyung outside. "BE CAREFUL", we hear Jimin yell.

The next morning

Taehyung

FUUUCK, why does the sun hurt so bad, my mouth wont open, shit did I really drink that much. I squint to look around the room, when did I get back here. Oh god there is someone next to me, did I hook up with someone, shit shit, not again. I look at the person next to me and see that they are fully dressed. Its Jin, what the hell happened last night, I have to piss. I get up and make my way to the bathroom, the room is spinning and I could possibly puke, I splash water on my face and something shiny catches my eye, what the fuck, Oh shit I must have taken Jimin's rings out of my bag to show Jin, I better put them back. I check and see that Jin has a ring to and try to slide it off, but it wont budge. I look around for the box they were in but I don't see it, so I check my suitcase where I know I put the box last night, and there's the box, when I open it the rings are there. Then who the fucks rings are these, that's when I see the piece of paper on the dresser. I walk over and slowly pick up the official looking document, Marriage certificate in big bold fancy letters at the top and it had mine and Jin's names on it and our signatures. I drop the paper to the ground, what the hell did I do, this cant be real, Oh god.

I see Jin sit up looking almost green, but still so beautiful, how is that even possible. "How you feeling", I ask. "Like shit, why did we drink so much", he tries to stand but wobbles a little, I get up and help him right himself. "I need the bathroom". he says turning greener, I help him to the toilet and then leave him to do his business. I sat on the bed waiting for him to come out, after 20 minutes he walks out lookin a little better, I hand him a bottle of water. "Thanks", he says chugging it. "We need to talk", I say. He looks at me confused, I hand him the piece of paper. "Holy shit, really, what the hell did we do last night", he laughs. "You aren't mad", I ask. "Why would I be mad, we can fix it, not like a tattoo that I'll regret", he says laughing still. My phone dinged, "Its Jimin wanting us down for breakfast", I say standing. "Lets go Hubby, I need grease and a Bloody Mary to get rid of this hangover", he says.

Seokjin

Sitting around the table eating breakfast, I can tell that Taehyung is nervous. "So what did you guys do last night", Jimin asked. "Not much, went to a strip club and uh I guess we got really drunk and...", Hobi interrupted, "why do you two have weddings on." Tae swallowed hard, "Jin and I kind of got married last night", he choked out. "Taehyung are you that hard up for a boyfriend, I know you are tired of being single, but why did you drag Seokjin into it", Yoongi chastises. Tae looked like a dear in headlights, "I said yes when he asked, so I wanted it just as much as he did", I say. They looked at me like I had an extra nose on my face, "you just met yesterday, are you serious", Jimin says. "This is bullshit, you guys are faking, I bet any amount of money that you guys will be divorced in a week", Yoongi says. "Ill take that bet, and I bet you $2000 we last at least 5 months", I say. "Ill take that bet", Yoongi says. "Count me in to, Ill also bet $2000", Hobi says, "you wont last 5 months." I shake their hands and Tae's pale face looks like he saw a ghost.

I greeted my sister when she arrived and she was quite surprised that I was now married to Jimin's best friend. "Jin, Tae", Jimin calls us over. "The hotel had a mix up in reservations and they double booked, you two don't mind sharing a room now that you are married so that Ciara's bridesmaids can have a room", he asks. I agree with no discussion, "Sure, let me grab my stuff and move it to Tae's room", I say. I grab Tae's hand and we go to my room to grab my stuff, "why did you agree", he asks. "I was tired of hearing them putting you down because your love life isn't great, so I want to stick it to them, and $4000 will be a nice win, don't you think", I wink. "You are okay staying in my room", he asks. "Yes, its fine and if things happen between us, then so be it, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right, no reason to deny ourselves a bit of fun", I say chuckling.

Taehyung

I cant believe that I did this, god maybe Yoongi is right, I am just so hard up for a relationship that doesn't turn to shit after a week, that I somehow convinced Jin to marry me. We carry Jin's stuff to my room, and we look around awkwardly. "Do you remember anything from last night", I ask him. "We made out, at the strip club, I was straddling your lap while the strippers cheered us on", he laughed. "I do remember that vaguely now that you mention it", I say. "After that I don't remember anything", Jin says, "wish I could remember if I liked the kiss at least." I laugh, "yea that was probably one of the best parts of the evening." "Want to try it again", Jin says, "I mean we are married, so it shouldn't be to weird right, I'm usually not a big kisser I think its a bit to intimate, but I don't mind trying it with my husband."

He held his hand out and lead me to the couch, I sat and he straddled me, he looked at me for a minute, "ya know anyone would be lucky to be with you, you are sweet and so good looking", he says leaning and placing those beautiful plump lips on mine. We started out slow, then it started to heat up, I mean really heat up. Our lips were moving in perfect sync with each other, my hands instinctively went to his ass, pushing him closer to me, his fingers tangled in my hair. He pulled away, "Wow, okay well I definitely remember that and its way better when we're sober", he laughed. He stood, and noticed the visible bulge in my pants, and I in his, I stood and adjusted my pants to hide it the best I could.

We met everyone downstairs for the rehearsal dinner, "how's the newlyweds", Yoongi says. Jin grabs my hand, "very good actually", he says smiling at me. "You two are crazy, I cant wait to get that $2000 in my hand, because even if it is real, Tae will screw it up like always", Hobi says. Ouch, I think to myself, I look away and then I feel a squeeze to my hand, and Jin looks at me reassuringly. Neither of us drank, our stomach's couldn't handle it, but as we were standing at the rehearsal I turn to Jin, "did you mean what you said about us having sex while we are in Vegas", I ask him. "Yea, I think once we get back home it will just be to complicated, but while here, why not", he says.