Weird Ass Conversations Me and My Friend Have

Calenders and Stripers

N: *sends photo above*

N: This band kms I can't

M: Oh my gosh yes

N: Fucking Dan and Phil should of done that naked calendar shoot I mean I would sell my kidney for it

M: I would sell ever organ in my body to satan for that calendar

N: Ikr like I would sell my leg for that calendar

N: Same if it was a naked 5sos calendar

M: Oh my god same I would sell every part of me for that

M: That sounded sexual

N: OMF u would become a stripper for them then jk jk 😂M: I mean.. Yes XD

N: I'll join u because 5sos

M: K cool now we just need some swag stripper names

N: Ironica like Veronica but I'll be ironic af

M: Omf yes

N: Hbu?

M: Oh fuck im trying to be clever rn

M: My stripper name will be Cake bc
1. It sounds kinda sexual
2. Cake is yum
3. band reference

M: Bam

N: * sends cake photo *

N: So u specialize in cake 🌚

M: Oh yes 🌚🌝
Cake all day everyday

N: That moment my music randomly goes to stupid hoe by Nikki Minaj 😂

M: A song about me

N: This would play in our strip club when someone gets kicked out

M: Omf yes, and then in the strip club we should play Dan singing rather be Cuz best thing ever

N: "you can suck my disnick" OMF same just this song 😂👏 tho and yasss set out on a mission

M: Omf same XD 👏 and yes a mission to find out inner peace *makes triangle with hands*
#illuminaticonfirmed

N: Just illuminati references will be place everywhere, as they play ironic af songs and Nikki minaj because she has some good music and omg some of the strippers would wear the Dan and Phil mask while doing it

M: Omf yes there will be triangles drawn everywhere and have diamond poles because we are just that cool *swaggily puts on sunglasses*

N: *puts on ironic yolo necklace cause swag*

N: Wait what should the club be called?

M: Omf Uhmm it'll be called
illuminaughty 🌚

M: With the moon at the end

M: Enjoy the pun

N: Omg that's perfection

M: thank *bows*

N: Do we have a slogan?M: We should, any ideas?

N: Don't be a stupid hoe , come to illuminaughty

M: Omf that's genius

N: Or were not just a conspiracy theory, _____ (fill in blank)

M: The struggle to rhyme is real

N: Just check ur pants and you'll see jk jk 😂😂😂

M: Oh my gosh 😂😂 best strip club ever 10/10

N: There's a sign in comic sans font that's just like "ass and titties inside" and the song plays too

M: Omf beautiful, #comicsans5ever

N: And every night has a theme too

M: Yes, and we will have teh best themes ever

N: Worshiping satan night can work