Dan Is Too Pretty

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N: *shows photo above*

N: Dan and Phil are to gay to function tbh

M: Omf I Cri eve tyme

N: same af tho

M: Same cx he he

later that conversation

N: *shows same photo above*

N: I showed my friend this photo earlier and she thought dans head was photoshopped on a girls body 😂😂😭

M: Oh my gosh XD that's just how gay he is cx

N: Or he was meant to be partially female I mean everyone says his eyes look so girly to tho also remember when he wore that wig for BBC he looked so much like a chick

M: I know right, it's weird how good he looks at a girl tho

N: He's got better legs than I do tbh like tf

M: He's got better everything then I do tbh

N: Ikr he's a better female then I ever will

M: I know right, he's so pretty it's not fair

N: Damn you Dan Howell for being so beautiful and attracting more guys than I ever will *cries in corner* I will never be as good as Dan Howell

M: Same -cries forever- he's so perfect like it should be illegal

N: Like is he allowed to be adorable and attractive like tf

M: We should arrest him for being too attractive

N: IKR

M: yAs

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