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Incorrect quotes of 'Be mine' :D
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(Y/n): We need to distract these guys
Nene: Leave it to me
Nene: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Amane, Kou, and Akane: *Immediately begin arguing*
Teru, sarcastically: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

Shijima: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Nene: >:O language
(Y/n): Yeah watch your fucking language
Kou: OKAY WHO TAUGHT (Y/N) THE FUCK WORD?
Akane: 'The fuck word'.
Teru: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Amane: Oh my god he censored it
Akane: Say fuck, Teru.
Amane: Do it, Teru. Say fuck.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Nene: I can help you with it!
Kou: Yeah, sure.
Akane: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
(Y/n): No.
Amane: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Teru: *Read 5:55pm*
Shijima: No means no.
Mitsuba: Stop talking to me
Yamabuki: (Y/n) did it for me.

(Y/n): Time for plan G.
Amane: Don't you mean plan B?
(Y/n): No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Yamabuki: What about plan D?
(Y/n): Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Kou: What about plan E?
(Y/n): I'm hoping not to use it. Akane dies in plan E.
Teru: I like plan E.

*The squad right before (Y/n)'s wedding*
Nene: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Amane: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Kou: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Mitsuba: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Akane,panicked: I FORGOT TO HIDE THE PARTNER BODY-
Shijima: WHAT THE-

Yamabuki: Are we really going to let (y/n) keep shijima?
Mitsuba: We kept Akane.

Yamabuki: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
(y/n): 'Prettiest Smile'
shijima: 'Nicest Personality'
Mitsuba: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Akane: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Yamabuki: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
(y/n): Rude.
shijima: That's fair.
Mitsuba: Not again.
Akane: Are you going to want this back?

Yamabuki: You're a loose cannon, (y/n).
(y/n): No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
shijima: I think you play by your own rules.
Mitsuba: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Yamabuki: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
(y/n): No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Akane is a loose cannon.
Akane: *smashes a chair*

Shijma: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
(y/n): Have everyone stand.
Yamabuki: Bring three more chairs!
Akane: The most important ones can sit down.
Mitsuba: Kill three.

Nene: Bye (y/n)! Bye Aoi! Bye Shijma! Bye Mitsuba! Bye (y/n)!
Aoi: You said 'bye (y/n)' twice.
Nene: I like (y/n)....

Shijma: I just ended a four year relationship.
(y/n): Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Shijma: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Aoi and Nene fighting from across the room*

Aoi: Dumbest scar stories, go!
(y/n): I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Shijma: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Nene: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Yako: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Sumire:
Sumire: I have emotional scars.

Aoi: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
(y/n): What if it bites me and it dies?
Shijma: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, (y/n), learn to listen.
Nene: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yako: That's voodoo.
Sumire: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
(y/n): That's correlation, not causation.
Nene: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Yako: That's kinky.
Aoi: Oh my God.