First Moment

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When I was five, my half brother made me laugh really hard, like one of thoughs laugh's that make you shoot milk out you're nose, but instead of shooting milk out my nose (i wish I had, because that would be awesome, it would be like total nose milk machine gun on all y'all)  but moving on, i had peed myself so badly that it covered lik a hole coach cussion. Yet I just sat there in imbarcement for the next hour with out showing the slightest bit of emotion.

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