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teacher: did you do your homework?

student: no I didn't.

teacher: do you have an excuse?

student: its all my moms fault.

teacher: how?

student: she didn't nag me enough.

Dear, math

I'm not a therapist so solve your own problems

student: will you be mad at me for something I didn't do?

teacher: why of course not.

student: good, because I didn't do my homework.

when your sitting in math class, and your name is in a problem. yeah that's right I bought 60 watermelons.

OK sorry its not that good but I hope you like it!

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