teacher: did you do your homework?
student: no I didn't.
teacher: do you have an excuse?
student: its all my moms fault.
teacher: how?
student: she didn't nag me enough.
Dear, math
I'm not a therapist so solve your own problems
student: will you be mad at me for something I didn't do?
teacher: why of course not.
student: good, because I didn't do my homework.
when your sitting in math class, and your name is in a problem. yeah that's right I bought 60 watermelons.
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