Cop: do you lady's have any weapons on you. Krista: *Flexing her muscles* nothing but these guns. Cop: I wasn't joking. krista: XD I was
Cop: Do you realize your speeding?
Driver: no!
Cop: well you were going 45 over the limit.
Driver: I also have $45. *wink*
cop: Are you trying to bribe me.
Driver: No I'm trying to give you money in exchange for not giving me a ticket.
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