New Year's

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Me: Hey mom can i order a pizza at 11:58 to night?

Mom: Why??? (-.-)

Me: so when they get here I can ask for a refund because i ordered it last year...

Mom: no you cant mess with the Pizza Guy...

we all make New Year's resolutions but yet in a week we all start to, over eat, start smoking again, and never follow them..

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