shop jokes

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*press a toy in the store* *wont stop making noises* walk away very slowly.

A 21 year old man walks into a grocery store. he grabs cup o noodles, milk, cereal, and plastic forks. he brings his items to the counter. as the lady was ringing them up she asks "your single aren't you?" the man is like yes did you know because of the items I'm purchasing? no its because your ugly.

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