Me: Im done with you're llnq ʇᴉɥs. You shut me out every night to go ʞɔnɟ another chick than you come home complaining to me about something like she wasn't good at xǝs or her ass wasn't big enough than when I tell you your rude you beat me up. Your so pǝʞɔnɟ up I hope to never see you again you pesent Unknown: uhhh I'm sorry but you have the wrong number. Me: oh fuck. I'm so sorry. This is so embarrassing I might as well kill myself before I mess up again. Bye! Sorry again Unknowns: no no no. I'll be here for you I'm sorry so what happend with you and who ever you were talking about? Me: that's sweet of you unknown number 🤪 Unknown: Ethan. Ethan Dolan. Me: 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘌𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝗠𝗲: 𝘐𝘮 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭. Your name is pretty 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝗠𝗲: 𝘔𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵 Me: well thank you Ethan anyway who are you 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘖𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 Im 𝗠𝗲: 𝘐𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 😂 Me:well I know that! You know what I mean Ethan. Like what's your hobby and where do you live Ethan: said every stalker ever Me: just testing you 😁 Ethan: alright little girl Me: gross said every 𝘱𝘦𝘥 ever Ethan: just testing you 🤷♂️😏 Me: oh you suck *throws pillow at face* Ethan: don't get me started who ever you are your a dork I hope you know that Me: whatever *roles eyes and smiles inocenty* Ethan: ok stop that it's getting annoying Me: lucky you because I have to go to school anyways. Ethan: oh eww I've been talking to a girl who's still going to school? Me: haha it's not like I'm a second grader catfishing you. or am I? Me: HA SIKE text ya later perv Ethan: alright text ya later little girl Me: I think I just threw up in my mouth
I knew who ever this was I had to see if I was being catfished because it wouldn't be the first time. I will ask them for a picture than ask to face time to prove it. They seemed nice so... but for all I know they could be a serial killer or something worse an actual perv. i went to school with a huge smile on my face. "What's up with the big smile" my best friend emi asked me. "Oh nothing" I said still smiling and holding onto my back pack straps. "Alright weirdo see ya 6th" my friend said waving and I waved back with 2 fingers. First period started and our teacher told us we needed our phones for today for research witch he should have nown better but he didn't care about us all he did was give us an A even if we were failing so this was My relax time. All of the sudden I got a message from Ethan.
𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘰𝘩 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 😔😋😚👅👅😏 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘦 𝗠𝗲: 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? Ethan: yeah yeah yeah I was just taking a massive shit and forgot my phone and my brother took it and texted you those things. Me: there's a way to get a girl to like you and you told him about me Ethan: sure 🙄 Ethan: also duh he's my twin brother I have to tell him everything Me: what's his name and your a shit head obviously I didn't know you had a twin Ethan: wow already hitting on him? It's grayson and ok chill Me: no but thank god Ethan: what do you mean? Me: well I have twin brothers and there names are Timmy and jimmy sooooo Ethan: hey look your letting me know about you good step! Me: you sound like a supportive dad Ethan: thank you very much Me: 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘢 Me: 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝗠𝗲: 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘴𝘰 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦? Ethan: sure just return the favor
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Ethan: which one is cuter? Me: 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝗘𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻: 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 Me: fineeee i guess the one on the right Ethan: thank you very much Me: thats you! Ethan: yep now send me a picture of you Me: ughhhhh fine Me:
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