Walter and I are great again, thank the LORD. I want things to get a...a little spicy with Walter again...ya know what I mean 😏? So I've decided to come up with some hot pick up lines that is sure to make us both happier and less bored of our totally perfect lives. I think I see him!! I gotta run over to him fast, and tell him a pick up line I've worked on for weeks.
I finally catch up to Walter. "Hey Walter!" I almost yell. Oops. Just excited I guess. "Oh hi, Diego! Wanna walk over to Megabucks with me and get a coffee or latte or something?" He asks, as cute as ever uwu. "S-sure," I say, shyly. Ugh, I still sometimes get nervous around him. I truly do love him, hopefully he'll see that once I tell him a hot pick up line. He opens the door for me once we get to the coffee shop. I smile cutely at him and wink ;). He blushes and we both take a seat at a booth inside. He claps his hands together once. "Soooo, anything new with you?" He asks, curiously. I nod my head no. Then out of nowhere, I blurt- "If you were a booger, I would pick you first." OMG. That was NOT supposed to happen! Not now!!
He blinks confusingly. Then, all his coffee squirts out from his mouth. I scream. "AHH WHAT HAPPENED?" I scream some more. "Sorry! That was just...the most beautiful pick up line I've ever...heard," he says. He starts crying of pure joy. I start crying too, also of pure joy. I leap into his arms. We both stare into eachother's eyes. I start blushing, then he blushes. We both hold hands and walk home.
My face lights up. "Are you a fart? Because you blow me away," I say to Walter, the love of my life. He starts crying of pure joy again. I hold in my tears, and then I hug him tight.
Before we both go to bed, I turn over to him one more time and smile. "Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm harder than obsidian." I wait for a response. He turns to me and starts crying again. I can't hold in my tears anymore. I cry of pure joy.
The next day, I learnt something.
Turns out he wasn't crying of pure joy.
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♡~Diego x Walter~♡
FanfictionOkay so this is based off of two guys in my school. One in my class (Diego) and the other in a different class (Walter). I changed their names (I stayed with the same first letter) because I have no permission to do this. This is a fanfiction of the...
