Reasons why I should hate you ( modern Hanji zoe x fem reader)

Can you pick me up?

I woke up with a terrible hangover, the jumped out of bed remembering that I have class. I grab my phone on the bedside table and checked that time, fuck it was already 11:37, I've missed three of my classes already. I heard someone next to me move and groan, then I remember of last night events with Hanji so I looked behind me just to see her opening her eyes and give me a soft smile which I returned it.

"Hey good morning, everything alright?" She changed her voice tone from soft to concerned.

"Everything is fine, I just missed my first three classes" I said with a chuckle.

"Oh yeah fuck what time is it?" Hanji quickly got out of the bed and got dressed

"11:41" I laughed a little at her frantic reaction.

"That god, my class starts at 12:30pm...Don't you need to dress up and go to school??" She asked making me laugh even more "What's so funny?" She stop dressing her shirt to ask me with a confused look in her face.

"Just you hahaha, and no I'm not going to school it's pointless to go now, I only have more 2 classes and then I'm done" I got up and made my way to her getting inches away from her face so that I could feel her breath on my lips. Hanji blush at my action but I decided to tease her by making my way to the floor to get my shirt, and then getting up giving her a smirk.

"That wasn't fair" She complained putting her shirt on. I got fully dress so we could go outside the room, we were still by Connie's house and I'm sure everyone is probably in class not giving a damn about waking me up, not that I mind one chill day for me.

"Can you drive me there?" I looked at her a bit confused and she explained "I came with Levi yesterday and he's gone so I was left with no ride." I nodded.

"It's totally fine by me" I gave her a smirk causing Hanji to blush "But I'm with my motorcycle so get ready for pure adrenaline" I laughed with the intention to make her scared but to my surprise she was excited about it which was kinda cute.

On the ride to NYU Hanji and I were talking and getting to know more each other. When we got there Hanji thanked me by giving me a kiss on my cheek, I gave her a smirk and shook my head.

"I see you're low-key touch starved" I gave her a seducing look which froze her where she was and she began to turn red like a tomato so I smirked.

"I- Umm- N- I mean ye- no- I-" She is cute such a shame I will have to break her heart.

"I'll see you around Hanji" I winked and put my helmet on starting my motorcycle engine and riding way.

I got home and decided to lay on my bed this was boring I had nothing to do for at least 30 minutes but then I remembered that I had some weed hidden in the basement, which was a tiny room where we could use when friends came over, it had a couch, a tv, ping pong table and even a bed, my parents never went there because they respect our privacy so it was the perfect spot to hide these kind of stuff.
I rolled a joint and smoke it alone, I found it too little and I wasn't satisfied with my high so i rolled another one and then another till I found it was enough and went upstairs. I looked myself into the mirror just to find my eyes red like a red traffic light, I started laughing at myself and headed to my room.

2 hours had passed and no one was home yet my high was almost gone so I was smoking one more joints so it wouldn't go completely away in the middle of it I heard my phone ring.

"Hello who's this?" I asked caught by surprise.

"Umm hey it's me again Hanji ahaha but can you pick me up" there was a tiny silence because i was high and could think so quickly "you know never mind, i ask someone else you already did a lot this morning for me, sorry to bother you" She was almost hanging up when i spoke.

"Yeah no problem, but is it okay if I walk? And I have one tiny condition"

"No problem on the walking part but the condition one it might be" I heard a chuckle from her on the other side of the phone.

"There won't be any problem i guarantee you that... so my condition is that you sleep by my house tonight... in my bedroom" I tried to sound less high and more seductive.

"It's a fine condition that i will take but only this time because you're probably the only person that can and wants to give me a ride" She laughed "Now hurry up I'm waiting for you here"

"Oh babe I'm already out of the house since I said yes, I wasn't going to take a no for an answer" I was 10 minutes from where she was.

"You're a flirt do you know that?" She asked definitely blushing on the other side of the phone.

"I do, in fact i do more than flirt but i guess that's a story for another time"  I was 5 minutes from where she was.

"Don't you ever get tired of playing the player of New York?" She smirked, I could see from where i was standing so i approached her very slowly from behind making my mouth to her ear.

"Not really in fact this player is kinda hungry, does this touch starved girl wants to satisfy their hunger?" I kissed her neck giving her shivers, she turned around just to be inches away from my face "Did the cat eat your tongue?" I smirked, glad with the results of my flirtatious behavior.

"Y- you're high" she stated. It was quite obvious through my eyes but not my voice.

"Yep that's why i came walking... and I still have one if you want to smoke it with me on our way back to my house" She looked surprised by the offer but she accepted.

We walked to my house smoking the last joint i made and at this point we were very high so when we got to my house we went straight to my room and fell on the bed falling asleep once again in each other's arms.