WORK

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Work is hard.

I didn't know that until I entered an office and sighed

Until I looked at the pens slanted in the pot and had the sudden urge to doodle

Until I saw the aged computer and felt the need to watch Netflix

...but I couldn't coz I was working.

So instead, I watched the screen and the screen watched me.

I didn't know I was bored until I began to observe the small bumps on the walls, the fractures in the tables, the dents ingrained in the heater.

It wasn't until I noticed each tumbleweed rolling in the carpet and glared at each insect clinging to the ceiling...

That I knew I was completely and utterly bored.

At this point, I began to dread this life.

I remember looking desperately at the clock

...only to realise it wasn't there.

So, I opened my phone to the "99+ messages" notification which everyone had forgotten to send me, and checked the time.

I'd only been there for two minutes.

At that point, I said to myself: "I'M DONE OUT ERE!" and stormed towards the door,

But then I realised I couldn't leave because I was working and I lowkey needed the money.

So, I had to do a self-walk-of-shame because...honestly?...no one was looking

I sat down in my chair,

And it all started there.

It was soft, plump and wheely.

And although it may sound cheesy,

I just know it was love at first bounce

And I failed to do any work, but it's the thought that counts

As I sat down, I swear gravity began attacking my eyes.

And the rest of the story was the beginning of my demise.

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