Plot: The British Club.
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"Is there when it comes to like the English actors, how many, three guys from England?" Jimmy questioned, gesturing towards Tom.
"Three, four if you include Paul Bettany." Tom answered. You sat in the chair next to him, wondering if he had forgotten that you were English too.
"Okay yes, you do include Paul Bettany, of course you include him." Jimmy chuckled.
"Wait- Why would you not?" Scarlett laughed, the crowd laughing with her.
"It's very confusing for me 'cause half of them are American, I mean Benedict is doing an American accent, Tom Holland is doing an American accent." Tom explained.
"But they are English people?" Scarlett added
"They are, they are yeah." The crowd laughed again. You just sat in your chair looking out into the crowd, silently waving a small UK flag. Signalling that you were in fact British.
"Is there a clique?" Jimmy asked "Do you huddle in the corner and-"
"-And eat marmite." Scarlett laughed.
"And say, I can't believe they only sell coffee where's the earl grey tea?" Tom said causing a large wave of laughter. You laughed along with them.
"We should call it the British Club." You smiled, Tom's head shot into your direction and his eyes went wide, everyone's did.
"Y/N, I'm so sorry I didn't know you were here." he apologized, the others agreed and you feigned hurt, clutching your chest and opening your mouth slightly. The crowd laughed. "The British Club sounds like a great name." Tom smiled.
"You'll be in it, I'll be in it, Tom, Ben, Paul and Karen too-" You added, listing the British cast.
"-Karen's not English, is she?" Mark questioned.
"No, that's why it's called the 'British' Club." You explained, emphasising the 'British'. Jimmy furrowed his eyebrows.
"Karen's Scottish." Jimmy blurted. You and Tom looked at Jimmy as if he were a moron. You were in utter disbelief and as far as you could tell, Tom was too. You leaned over to Tom and whispered in his ear.
"Is the American school system really that bad?" You whispered jokingly. Tom chuckled at your remark. "Would you like a geography lesson?" You asked Jimmy, clearly amused with his comment. The crowd burst into a fit of laughter and applauded you. You smirked at him and he gave you a look and you knew that he was going to get you back for that. You weren't too worried about what you said, you and Jimmy were great friends.
"They do do the little pinkie thing." Mark said holding out his pinkie, changing the subject.
"I do it to, my grandmother taught me it was classy so I've been doing it, and it is! It shows that I have class, it's an instant sign to others that you're dealing with a classy person." Jimmy explained.
"By the way! When you're on these sets and you spend the day hurtling through space and time at about four pm I think I would actually love cup of tea and I go and find one." Tom shamelessly said.
"But you still do it, even though it would be considered to be stereotypical and maybe others would laugh?" Jimmy asked.
"Uhh yeah and umm ehh it's fine." Tom shrugged his shoulders and the crowd laughed.
"Do you- Do you do this too Y/N?" Jimmy questioned.
"Pff yeah, of course. I love tea." You laughed. It was true, a good tea in the morning was how you started your day.
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"Y/N/N, where are you going?" Scarlett questioned.
"The British Club, sorry Scarlett." You kissed her goodbye and walked to the corner of the canteen (cafeteria). You greeted the British cast and sat down. Every Wednesday on set The British Club was scheduled at lunch. You chatted while you sipped on tea and ate crumpets. The Americans watched as the British ate in their circle.
"Honestly, British people are so weird." Jeremy said staring at the table.
"It's like they're in their very own cult." Paul (Rudd) added.
"Your girlfriend is so weird." Chris (Evans) laughed, patting Scarlett on the back.
"I know, but I love her." Scarlett smiled, staring lovingly at you.
A/N:
I apologize that this is quite awful! I just had this random thought in the shower and thought it was so great that I rushed to get it down and slipped on the way out xD At least I'm alive to write this one shot. Mwah, love you all! Have a lovely day and PEACE! :)
Based off of a Jimmy Kimmel interview
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