OverHawks + Soft Overhaul and Perv Hawks-

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Overhaul: O-O where tf am I?

Meh: in a room now be ready for unholyness. If you don't kill them you get your Hawks in 3 hours-

Overhaul: oh god-

Soft Overhaul and Perv Hawks: *appear*

Overhaul: is there any bleach?!

Meh: unfortunately, no.

Overhaul: shit-

Meh: just shout if you need anything- names Clay btw. *disappears*

Overhaul: *looks over* DoNt YoU dArE dO tHe NaStY iN tHe SaMe RoOm As Me!!!

P. Hawks: oooh another Kai~

Overhaul: DoNt YoU dArE- I'm happily taken by an unperv version of you.

P. Hawks: technically it's not cheating as it's the same person~

Overhaul: HelL tO tHe nO-

S. Overhaul: *cries*

Overhaul: this is going to be a long 24 hours-

-3 hours later-

Overhaul: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP!!!!!

Hawks: *appears* wtf-

Overhaul: dOnT tOuCh Me- *kicks S. Overhaul and punches P. Hawks*

Hawks: *flies over and stands between P. Overhaul and Overhaul* *protective bird boi*

Overhaul: thaNk GoD!

Hawks: UwU you okay baby bird?

Overhaul: ehhhhhh. *hugs him*

Hawks: *hugs him back*

Overhaul: thEy ToUcHed mE-

Hawks: germaphobe.

Overhaul: I hAvE mY rEaSoNs-

Hawks: yes I know. Hmmmm. PaReNt?! Who is actually younger then me but who cares-

Meh: *appears* yus?

Hawks: *whispers something to meh*

Meh: oki! *disappears and reappears* *hands the hoodie to Hawks*

Hawks: thank you.

Meh: you're welcome. *disappears*

Hawks: *puts the hoodie on Overhaul* I know it has holes in the back but its mine and my wings need to go somewhere.

Overhaul: heh. It's fine.

Hawks: wait is that me and you-

Overhaul: yes- well kinda- that's soft me yuck and that's perv you who wanted to have sex. With me. The bitch-

Hawks: *angry bird noises* miNe.

Overhaul: yes.

-like 6 hours later-

Overhaul: *asleep with his head on Hawks' shoulder*

Hawks: *wraps a wing around him* UwU

S. Overhaul: *walks over* *touches Hawks' wing*

Hawks: *glares at him*

S. Overhaul: soft-

Hawks: *smacks him away with his wing*

S. Overhaul: *cries loudly*

Hawks: no- if you wake my baby bird up imma end you.

Overhaul: *wakes up* what the-

Hawks: that's it. *stands up*

Overhaul: what-

Hawks: *walks towards soft Overhaul*

S. Overhaul: *backing up*

P. Hawks: *grabs s. Overhaul*

Hawks: don't let him near me ever again. Overhaul stop looking at my ass.

Overhaul: who said I was looking at your ass?

Hawks: I can feel your eyes on me-

Overhaul: so? Doesn't mean I was looking at your ass.

Hawks: hmmmmm. *flies back over* you were.

Overhaul: you're right I was.

Hawks: heh. *sits down next to him*

Overhaul: *rests his head on Hawks' shoulder and falls asleep again*

Hawks: UwU *wraps his wing around him again*

-later-

Both: *wake up in Hawks' house*

Overhaul: was that a Dream-

Hawks: I don't know-

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