Suki: I hAvE dAdS pHoNe-
Akemi: yEeEeeE
Suki: let's dO tHe thing where it brings up your hero parents and see if we get our actual parents!
Akemi: Yeeee.
Suki: I'll go first. Let's goooooo.
The things: *brings up Shoto as the dad and Katsuki as the mom*
Suki: Haha yes!!!
Akemi: my TuRn!
The things: *beings up Kirishima for the dad and Kaminari for the mom*
Akemi: Ooooo. It works!
Suki: yEs. *looks up* and we are in the past.
Akemi: O-O we're at a point where your dad's ain't even dating-
Suki: heh. Indeed. Oop Mom texted dad and we ain't in the future so I can't show dad it- I mean I could show past dad it-
Akemi: that's probably a bad idea-
Suki: yeah probably.
Meh: BeBeS cOmE hErE
Suki and Akemi: *walk to meh*
Meh: *taps their heads and sends them back to the future*
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Suki: AKemI!
Akemi: yes?
Suki: play with me!
Akemi: I can't I've got homework.
Suki; lets see. I know how to do this.
-after like 5 minutes-
Suki: let's play! *holds Akemi's hand and runs outside*
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Some guy: *runs into the class with a gun* give me the Todoroki boy.
Shoto: O-O
Katsuki: What?! No-
Shoto: Katsuki leave it. *walks to the guy*
Katsuki: 'I hope you know what you're doing angel'
Some guy: come with me.
Shoto: jeez no need to be so demanding. *walks off with him*
Iida: why the fuck is he so calm?
-gun shots-
Everyone: WHAT THE-
Shoto: *walks in* hai.
Momo: we heard gun shot-
Shoto: *holds up the gun* yeah he's dead-
Everyone: O-O
Katsuki: 'hoLy ShiT-'
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Shoto: *appears in class 1a on the floor laughing*
Dabi: it wasn't that funny bitch.
Toga: hehe.
Twice: hah. It kinda was-
Shigaraki: heh.
Class 1a: hE cAn LaUgh-
Meh: *takes them away and wipes their memories bc I'm amazing.*
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Shoto: *video calls Katsuki at like 2am*
Katsuki: *wakes up and looks at his phone* angel? What is he doing up at this time? *answers* what's u- what is going on?!
Shoto: mom came back.
Katsuki: can you get to the door?
Shoto: no.
Katsuki: shit. Is there a window close by?
Shoto: yeah.
Katsuki: get out via the window then come to mine. You can borrow my hoodies and stuff.
Shoto: okay. *hangs up*
-30 minutes later-
Katsuki: what's taking him so long?! *yeets to the front door and opens it* Shoto- oh god. *pulls him into a hug and shuts the door with his foot*
Shoto: *hugs him back*
Katsuki: no don't cry! *picks Shoto up and walks to his room* *puts Shoto down on the bed and throws a hoodie at him*
Shoto: *changes into the hoodie*
Katsuki and Shoto: *cuddled together in Katsuki's bed*
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Mitsuki: Rei. Fuck you.
Rei: what did I do?!
Mitsuki: your fucking son comes running to me when he needs a mother.
Rei: why not me?!
Mitsuki: because he doesn't get the motherly love he needs from you! He comes to me when he needs support. He comes to me when he needs advice. He comes to me to get the motherly love he needs!
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