Shoto: *shopping for stuff*
A little girl: Excuse me? Sir can you help me get the chocolate milk?
Shoto: sure. *gets it for her and hands it to her* there you go.
A little girl: thank you!
Shoto: you're welcome.
Little girl: *runs off to find her mom* mom I got the chocolate milk! A guy with an amazing bi-coloured hair and beautiful Bakugo hoodie helped me.
Entitled bitch: show me him.
Little girl: what-
Entitled bitch: Lily I said show me him!!
Lily: okay- *walks over to him* that's him there.
Entitled bitch: *walks over to him* excuse me.
Shoto: can I help you-?
Entitled bitch: yes. My daughter said she liked your hoodie so give it to her.
Shoto: what-
Lily: mom please-
Entitled bitch: Lily shut up you said you liked it!
Lily: ......
Shoto: *rolls his eyes*
Entitled bitch: also take that stupid wig off. Its disgusting.
Shoto: what- I can't take my hair off miss- it is attached to my head-
Entitled bitch: no ones hair is like that!
Shoto: 'does this bitch even know about me-' well mine is. I am Shoto Todoroki and my hair has always been like this.
Entitled bitch: Give my daughter your hoodie!!
Lily: Mom leave him alone!!
Entitled bitch: LILY STFU! IM TRYING TO GET YOU THE HOODIE!
Lily: *jumps*
Shoto: 'that's it' miss. I'm not giving your child my hoodie and that's that.
Entitled bitch: you turned my daughter against me!
Shoto: what- no I didn't!
Entitled bitch: yes you did!
Lily: Mom it's okay! Don't bother him anymore.
Entitled bitch: I thought I said my daughter was going to be strong! Not a wimp! *smacks her*
Shoto: O-O *walks over and stands inbetween the two*
Lily: *hugs his legs*
Entitled bitch: Lily get off him!!
Shoto: 1. Don't shout at your daughter like that. 2. Shut the fuck up!
Entitled bitch: *gasps*
Shoto: *looks at Lily* you poor thing.
Entitled bitch: since you like HIM so much why don't you be his daughter! You aren't a daughter of mine who is a wimp.
Lily: ....... *stood between Shoto and her mom*
Entitled bitch: Lily come on. I'm your mom for gods sake! This is some random dickhead we found.
Shoto: *just stood there*
Lily: *runs to Shoto and hugs him*
Shoto: *hugs her back*
Entitled bitch: don't you ever call yourself my daughter ever again! *storms off*
Shoto: ignore her. So you want me to get you that chocolate milk?
Lily: *nods*
-later-
Shoto: *walks into class 1a with Lily* Bonjour bitches.
Iida: he has a child-
Tsuyu: indeed.
Momo: okay-
Katsuki: where the fuck did that child come from-?!
Aizawa: Shoto why do you have a kid-?
Shoto: I am a father. UwU
Aizawa: what-
Shoto: you heard me. I am a father and this is my daughter. Her mom is a bitch and here we are.
Lily: *just drinking chocolate milk*
Aizawa: okay-
-even later-
Shoto: FAMILY LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER!
Endeavor: nice- but what-
Fuyumi and Tensei: aww. Wait where did you get a child from-?
Natsuo: cute!
Toga: adorable!
Teka and Yoshino: oooh! Grandchild!
Dabi: *crashes in with Shigaraki and Enji* oooh!
Enji: friend!
Shigaraki: nice.
-later-
Shoto: Hola adoptive family!
Aizawa: hey-
Mic: is that a child?!
Shoto: yes this is my daughter. UwU
Mic: what- okay-
Eri: oooh friend!!
Shinso: nice. :)
Shoto: UwU