Dabi: tell us something about yourself?
Shoto: I get jealous of my phone when it dies
Shigaraki: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
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Tokoyami: I saw a cat in the hospital today.
Aoyama: why were you at the hospital?
Tokoyami: I collapsed and got a concussion.
Aoyama: WHAT?!
Tokoyami: you're focusing on the wrong part here-
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Shoto: the opposite of Pro is Con.
Toga: the opposite if Progress is Congress.
Dabi: and the opposite of Constitute is Pro-
Shigaraki: Please I'm begging you no!!
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Eri: Oh sugar
Kota: yes I'm upset too but mind the fucking language!!
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Katsuki: it's like all of you in the LOV share the same brain cell-
Toga: I would come up with a comeback but it's not my turn to use it.
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Toga: can we go to a haunted house this year?
Dabi: what's wrong with the one we live in?
Twice: .....wait WHAT?!
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Aizawa: fuck I want death.
Mic: language!!
Aizawa: heckity heck I want death.
Mic: no.
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Kota: where is Eri?
Some bitch: don't worry about her?
Kota: oh I'm sorry. Have you met me?!
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Midnight: you look stressed-
Aizawa: yes it's the stress.
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Society: *hands me a gender*
Meh: uhhh no thank you!!!
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Iida and Shoto: THATS IT! WE'RE LEAVING!! *walks off*
Tsuyu: no-
Momo: OH FUCK- THE BRAINCELLS HAVE LEFT!!
Kaminari: nooooooooooo
Kirishima: come backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Shoto: guess what I got!!
Endeavor: a boyfriend?
Shoto: no-
Katsuki: good!
Shoto: what?!
Katsuki: nothing!!
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