Aizawa: Mic, you are the love of my life and my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Mic: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Aizawa: absolutely not.
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Endeavor: I'm ga- ga-
Fuyumi: take your time.
Endeavor: boys. I like boys.
Rei: *falls off the couch* whAt tHe fUcK-
Natsuo: nice.
Dabi: TwO dAdS?!
Rei: disgusting-
Shoto: says you. Bitch.
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Kirishima: father.
Kirishima's asshole of a father: son.
Kaminari: and the holy spirit amen.
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Mina: *calls the LOV on the Class phone*
Dabi: Stfu. Its class 1a. *answers the phone* hey?
Class 1a: 'they answered?!'
Toga: Hihihihihi
Class 1a: 'Toga'
Dabi: Go back to bed!!
Class 1a: I-
Shigaraki: *various sex noises*
Class 1a: Shigaraki-?
Twice: Tell them I said hi!!
Class 1a: 'Twice is innocent'
Shoto: Aye! Pass the weed!
Class 1a: SHOTO?!
Shigaraki: PuT yOuR pAnTs BacK On!!!
Dabi: *hangs up*
The LOV + Shoto: *laughing*
Class 1a: Wtf is Shoto doing there and why does he want weed?!
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Aoyama: Night is a good time for introverts to come out.
Tokoyami: I'm gay.
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Sero: look at this selfie I just took!
Mineta: Is there a filter on that?
Sero: no I'm just that ugly.
Mina: *crashes in* EXCUSE ME BITCH!!
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Jirou: so today someone had the audacity to tell me that Green Day sucked.
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Toga: sometimes I wish I got salmonella just to be that one person.
Natsuo: I'm glad you didn't-
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Katsuki: you can't win when you're dead.
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Shoto: *reading*
-Ominous noises-
Shoto: huh?
Bakusquad: *yeet in* TODOROKI!!!
Shoto: I-
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