Numberblocks being idiots

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(Please don't take this offensively! This is just for fun and this is MY AU!)

Four: *random gibberish*

Three: Couldn't say it better myself.

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Thirteen: Mushroom dance! Mushroom dance! Whatever could it mean?

*Fifteen walks in*

Fifteen: It means you've lived a life of sin!

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One: Welcome to dating advice with One! Four,what's your question?

Four: How can you tell if a girl likes you-

One: SHE DOESN'T!!

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Three: How can someone be so adorable...and hot at the same time?!?!

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Thirteen (to Fourteen): You know I love you right?

*they kiss*

Twelve: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.

Eleven: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

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Five: *makes a beep sound*

Five: Oh my gosh! There's a fire!

Six: What? No,I'm just cooking-

Five: Oh,I'm sorry,are you a smoke detector?

*silence*

Five: That's what I thought,shut up!

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Twenty: Why are you playing Christmas music in November??

Ten: You are not welcome her..GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

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Terrible Two's: We should've left on that street corner where you were lying..

Eight: But you didn't!

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Ten: Hey,how you doing?

Three: Well,I'm doing just fine! I lied,I'm dying inside..

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Eight's father: I don't know what you're doing with your "friends",but when you're living in my house,we have rules.

Eight: Sorry father,I not really fluent in *spits*

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Three: Oh! I think that I've found myself a unicorn!

Four: How did that get into your house??

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Seven: I'm gonna teach how to put this meatloaf in the oven in less than thirty seconds!

*thirty seconds later*

Seven: I burned my entire house down..

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Five: Girl! Check out this cool Spongebob umbrella I got!

Six: Wait,that's bad luck!

Five: Chill out girl-

Three (while kicking down door): WHO SUMMONED ME??

Five/Six: AHH!!

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Me: Alright,I'm done!

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