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Thirteen: Some kill me!

Fourteen/Seven: *walk into the room*

Thirteen: Nevermind..

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Five: Take out the trash,please Zero.

Zero: *yeets Three into a trash bin*

Five: Not what I meant..

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Sixteen: agshdkfudhe

Fifteen: What?

Sixteen: It's called a keyboard smash

Fifteen: How do I do it?

Sixteen: Just press anything!

Fifteen: Um..3?

Three (bursting through the door): WHO CALLED ME?!

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Eighteen: I'm a strong and independent gamer who has no need of a tutorial!

*legit ten seconds later*

Eighteen: Sis! How do I walk?

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Three: Why does everyone keep telling me that Four likes me?

One: Because he does

Two: Because he does

Four: Because I do

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Zero: What happens when our numberlings fly away?

Fifteen: We will die

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The terrible Two's: Give us all your money if you want to live!

Eight: Bold of you to assume I have money

Seven: Bold of you to assume I wanna live

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Two (while pointing to One): That's my girlfriend,suckers!

One: I'm your wife..

Two: My wife! Even better!

(They were joking)

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One: Zero,can you tell us about the birds and bees?

Zero to everyone else: She's losing her innocence at an alarming rate

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Eight: You come here often?

Six: This is my house...

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Ten: WAKE UP,TWENTY!

Twenty: I've been awake for five hours,what do you want?!

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Ten: What's the plan?

Twenty: Just don't get caught and die!

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Eighteen: Okay sis,I need you to swear-

Twelve: Sh*t

Eighteen: I meant like a promise

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Six: You know Zero..I've been drinking

Zero: ???

Six: I MEANT THINKING!

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Me: Okay,I'm done

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