Numbers 12-19 being idiots

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(Warning: swearing)

Nineteen: I saw you hanging out with Sixteen yesterday!

Eighteen: N-Nineteen! It's not what you think!

Nineteen: I won't hesitate,b*tch!

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Twelve: You know what? You're grounded! Get on top of the fridge! Right now!

Eighteen: THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Twelve: We actually have the chip reader now.

Seventeen: Oh yeah?

Twelve: Oh,it's not gonna work with that kind of-

*machine beeps*

Machine: Transaction complete

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Eighteen: Road work ahead?

Eighteen: Uh,yeah! I sure HOPE it does!

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Seventeen: Siri! Call 9-1-1!

Siri: Starting live video

Seventeen: NO!

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Twelve: I'm gonna go get ice cream!

Thirteen: Okay!

Eighteen: You..yeah you

Eighteen: You break her heart..I'll cut your d*ck off..

Twelve: I'm back!

Thirteen: AHH-

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Sixteen: Look at the Christmas lights!

*traffic lights change*

Fifteen: Those are traffic lights..

Sixteen: I'm pretty sure they're Christmas lights..

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Fifteen: Throw down the keys!

*drops coffee machine out window*

Fifteen: I said my keys..

Seventeen: I thought you said coffee machine!

Fifteen: *angry grumbling*

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Thirteen: What does a dying rabbit sound like?

Fifteen: What?

Thirteen: A dying rabbit..

Fifteen: Allow me to show you..

*slams Fourteen against a wall repeatedly*

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Fourteen: This coffee tastes bitter..

Fifteen: Like my soul

Thirteen: I need something black..

Fifteen: Like my soul..

Eighteen: F*ck! It's cold!

Fifteen: Like my soul...

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