Two: Hey One! Trick or yeet?
One: Yeet?
Two: Yeet is it then!
* throws her onto a flower pile*
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Fourteen: The existence of watermelons means that there are also firemelons,earthmelons,and airmelons..they are known as the elemelons..
Fifteen: Please eat your food..
Thirteen: Wait,let him finish!
Fourteen: Everything changed when the firemelons attcked..
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Kidnapper: We have your friend..Give us $10,000 and we'll giver her back.
Three: Wait,you think I'm only worth 10,000?
Kidnapper: Wha-
Three (snatching the phone): MAKE IT ONE MILLION!
Four: Three! NOO!!
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Eighteen: It's really muggy outside..
Twelve: If I go outside and all our cups are out there,I'm gonna kill you..
Eighteen: *nervously sips juice from bowl*
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Thirteen: I'm so tired! Someone really needs to take me out!
Twelve: Like on a date or an assassination?
Thirteen: Either!
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Three: Why aren't there any synonyms for "me"?
Four: Because there's no-one else like you!
Three: *blushing furiously*
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Zero (as a waitress): Kids under ten eat free!
Four: Oh,she's eight!
Three: Actually I'm-
Four: Did I stutter?!
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Fourteen: Twenty said the bleeding was internal!
Fourteen: That's where it's supposed to be!
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Four: I wonder how Clown is doing-wait..shoot!
Three (kicking down his bedroom door): PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!!
(The younger numbers nicknamed Three 'Clown'..but she didn't like it)
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Twenty-eight: So..this is the thanks I get for working overtime..?
Fifteen: OVERTIME!?
(another rare time she screams)
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Eighteen: If I'm not back in an hour,Zero and I have probably done something stupid..
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Twenty: Fifteen,you hurt Twenty-eight's feelings. You told him to f*ck off..say sorry-
Fifteen: Oh,I'm sorry,can you tell him that I meant that?
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Four (holding Three as a baby): Seven..she won't stop crying..
Seven: Uh..giver her candy! Kids love candy,right?
Five: I don't think she's old enough to eat solid food..
Seven: Then put in the blender!
Four: Okay!
*he walks off*
Eight: THE FOOD! NOT THREE!!
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Fifteen: I can handle a lot of things..but this!
*points to Numberblocks smut/cursed ships*
Fifteen: I don't like that..
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Twenty: As for you three,be back with my crown in ten days!
Four: We can do it in nine!
Twenty: Eight!
Four: Seven!
Twenty: Six!
Four: Fi-
Three/Two: FOUR!!!
Twenty: Six it is then!
Three (whilst strangling Four): Shut up..
Four (nearly choking): Five??
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Thirteen (after getting a bada** makeover by Fourteen): Hey Twelve! Notice anything different?
Twelve: FIFTEEN! THERE IS A STRANGER IN THE HOUSE!!
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Zero: Attention all people! We are so lonely inside Numberland..we need to entertain ourselves! We need your help..would you mind sparing us your credit card number and those three funny looking extras on the back?
Twenty: ZERO! STOP TRYING TO SCAM THE VIEWERS!!
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Eight: Fourteen,I cannot believe you just ate that..
Fourteen (sickly): It said..free samples..
Eight: IT WAS LIPSTICK!!
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Fifteen: Dang! The power went out.
Fourteen: Don't worry! I got this!
*shakes until there's a faint glow*
Fifteen: What?
Fourteen: I swallowed a flashlight!
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Twenty: And now..my new song! "Life in the year 2020"
*deep inhale*
Twenty: AHHH-
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Three: Here's the thing: Most boys are either cute or hot! You get one,not both! But,out of nowhere,God was like "let me do both!" so,he took hot and he took cute and put it..in the mixing bowl!
*imagines Four*
Three: *faints on the spot*
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Zero: In every group of siblings..there's the dumb one..
Twelve: Eighteen
Eighteen: Really sis?
Twelve: Sorry,but it's true!
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Kidnapper: We have your son..
Three: I don't have a son..?
Kidnapper: Then,who the heck did we just kidnap on the side of the road? He's asking if we watch Harry Potter!
Three: *gasp* THEY GOT FOUR!
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Me: I'm done!
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Numberblocks (human AU)
FanfictionBasically,they are all humans. Yes,they can travel between Numberland and the human world. And they still have the ability to combine and all that.
