(Basically the numbers being crackheads part 6)
Twelve: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you're in big trouble.
Eighteen: Heck
Twelve: You're on thin ****ing ice..
Twelve: Wait, crap!
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Three: I know one person who finds me funny!
Zero: Okay, who? And you can't say yourself
Three: Well, then I'm out
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Eight: Remember everyone, violence is not the answer!
Fourteen: You're right, Eight. Violence is not the answer
Eight: Correct. Now, onto the next lesson-
Fourteen: Violence is the question!
Fourteen: And the answer is YES!
Eight: FOURTEEN! NO!
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Ten: Which is correct? Seven and five is thirteen? Or seven and five are thirteen?
Three: Neither
Fifteen: Because it's twelve
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Twenty: I HAVE A KNIFE!
Ten: Twenty, put it down
Twenty: MAKE ME!
*he runs away*
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Fifteen: Hopefully Eighteen has learned his lesson in good manners
Eighteen (drunk): Shut u-up and d-die, Fifteen!
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Zero: Get in friendo, we're going shopping!
Ten: This is a McDonalds drive-thru
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Eighteen: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberries and milk
Twelve (angrily): Go eat your ****ing lunch brother
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Eighteen: Shut up! You're messing up my train of thoughts!
Eight: Wait, I thought you didn't have a brain..now you're saying you have thoughts?
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Four: Three isn't talking to me
Zero: Enjoy it while it lasts
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Nine: You're violent!
Four: But I'm short, and that's adorable!
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Twenty: *points to Nineteen* A human turtleneck
Twenty: *points to Three* A narcissistic monster
Twenty: *points to Eighteen* The dumbest number I've met
Eighteen: Who am I? Describe me again?
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*playing twister*
Fifteen: Right hand red
*Six places her hand and ends up on top of Eight*
Six: You did this on purpose, didn't you..
Fifteen: I stopped spinning like, 20 minutes ago. I'm surprised you didn't notice
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Fifteen: You're an absolute f***ing dork
Seventeen: But I'm your f***ing dork~
Fifteen: *sighs* Yes..you are
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Six: Would you take a bullet for me?
Eight: Of course I would! Why?
*Three kicks down the door*
Six (frantically while running): Gee, thanks!
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Twenty: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Fifteen: I'm a Taurus
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Three: It's called cauliflower. Not ghost broccoli
Four (holding a gun): I know what I saw!
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Numberblocks (human AU)
FanfictionBasically,they are all humans. Yes,they can travel between Numberland and the human world. And they still have the ability to combine and all that.
