0. introduction

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tw; this story will contain profuse mention of alcoholism, drug abuse, teen pregnancy, mentions of self-harm and suicide and eating disorders
chapters will contain information on how and where to seek help and look after yourself— please don't be afraid to shoot me a message if you need someone to talk to.
read with this in mind and with caution, chapters will contain any major warnings at the top





read with this in mind and with caution, chapters will contain any major warnings at the top

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» [ me? i'm peachy! abso-fucking-lutely fine! ]


profanities
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because how else were the duo expected to respond to life


» [ stop lying to me, stop lying to yourself delagdo! ]










» PHOEBE MADONNA DELGADO & JESS MARIANO

FIRING PROFANITIES AT THE WORLD









character list
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the stars of the show



Phoebe Madonna Delgado portrayed by Odeya Rush
Jess Mariano portrayed by Milo Ventimiglia
Holden (Harry) Delgado portrayed by Sebastian Stan
Luke Danes portrayed by Scott Patterson
Rosie Smith-Delgado portrayed by Julia Roberts
Felicity Prentiss portrayed by Antonia Gentry
Bly Wade portrayed by Madison Bailey
Anna Charleston portrayed by Lily Chee
Lorelei Gilmore portrayed by Lauren Graham
Lorelei (Rory) Gilmore portrayed by Alexis Bledel










playlist
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the soundtrack



I. Why'd you only call me when you're high—Artic Monkeys
II. Bad idea—girl in red
III. Yesterday—Beatles
IV. I did something bad—Taylor Swift
V. Pretty boy—the neighbourhood
VI. Smoking Kills—Late night episode
VII. Lithium—nirvana
VIII. Beautiful crime—Tamer
IX. Don't look back I'm anger— Oasis
X. Brooklyn Baby—lana del Rey








aesthetics
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the visuals


cover one

Anna Charleston

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Anna Charleston

Felicity Prentiss

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Felicity Prentiss

Felicity Prentiss

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Bly Wade

author's note——my important ramblings

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author's note
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my important ramblings

I. thank you for opening up this story firstly. As mentioned at the top of the chapter there will be mature topics however warnings will be placed at the start of chapters containing them. There won't be any warning for language which will be contained hence the title.

II. Please leave comments and votes so I know what everyone likes, feel free to leave any ideas and inferences from the book or what you like to see.

III. Please, please, please don't plagiarise. This was my own original idea and all graphics are made by me, myself and I. Similarly, if you do hear or spot anybody else with the same components then shoot me a message :)

IV. Thank you again for reading and I hope you enjoy 'profanities'







shoutouts
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some special people

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