Sfw - Pansy and Draco

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- All three of you would smell like cigarette smoke and mint, the cigarettes because they both smoke and the mint because the gum they chew/mints they eat to get the smell off their breath.

- Both Pansy and Draco would insist on you smelling like them, so they would have you alternate between using their colognes or body washes.

- Be prepared to be treated like a paper doll. No matter your pronouns, Pansy will be dressing you up in their clothes and even put on little fashion shows where she's the designer, Draco is the judge and you of course are the model.

- Good luck finding time when one of them is not glued to your side. And don't let Draco fool you. Pansy may be more open about her clinginess, but he is just as clingy if not more.

- Hushed giggling as you try to sneak back to your dorms after a late night kitchen run.

- Sometimes Pansy will just come over and play with your hair. No reason other than she wanted to. This habit will rub off on you and you will occasionally find yourself petting her hair, or Dracos, as they lay with their heads on your chest.

- You will be the designated driver. Or designated back-to-dorm-herder. When they party they both like to get drunk and party hard. They also both have high tolerance, and will need a third party to ensure they don't pass out behind some tapestry or across some random couch.

- Pansy will constantly be taking pictures of the three of you. Just doing normal, random, everyday things. She collects them, and has a little box of pictures.

- Things will never be boring. Not when you are dating two sharp-tongued, egotistical Slytherins.

- And I say they are egotistical, but remember they are also both simple teenagers. They will have their own insecurities, and since they will struggle to admit it to themselves or each other, it will be up to you to comfort them when they are feeling insecure.

- When Draco gets jealous he gets possessive, but when Pansy gets jealous she gets angry. And if Pansy gets angry, Draco will get angry on her behalf. If anyone flirts with you, or even looks at you in a suggestive way expect them to get hexed. 

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