Harry Potter Headcanons

Sfw - Remus and Severus

- You guys would have an entire shelf dedicated to different types of hot chocolate.

- Which is a guilty pleasure of Severus', something he would never admit to the public but he always puts on the shopping list. (he also takes marshmallows with his hot cocoa)

- Severus and Remus having hours long, intellectual conversations about everything under the sun: because they're both so intelligent and eager to learn.

- Engaging in sarcastic banter at least 10x a day. Both Severus and Remus are incredibly sassy, and quite enjoy it when someone can match their levels of sass.

- Spending the time you're not having long winded conversations about science and theory in complete silence, as Severus and Remus read, collecting more information to speak with you, and each other, about.

- Staying in bed even though you're all awake, just lounging and enjoying each other's company. Severus running his hand through you and Remus' hair, holding the both of you to his chest.

- Remus would be the first to say I love you, though honestly it was an accident.

- Remus had gotten up to get you all drinks, and in his absence you had cuddled up to Severus' side seeking warmth, and he came back to you two holding each other and just looking so at peace. That's when it hit him like a ton of bricks that the feeling in his chest that he got whenever he saw you two was love.

- He just sort of blurted it out, "I love you.", and when you both whipped your heads to look at him (You looked overjoyed and excited, Severus looked unsure and almost afraid), he added "That includes you, Severus."

- You looked back at Severus to see his expression and immediately began showering him in affection, trying to make him see just how loved he is. You and Remus spent the rest of the night doing just that.

- Piggybacking off of that, when Severus has had a hard day (teaching, spying, or just woke up on the wrong side of the bed) to help cheer him up you and Remus flirt with him like you aren't in a relationship yet. Pick-up lines, wolf whistles, innuendo and literally anything else you can think of to get a smile on his face.

- When Remus had a hard day, you sort of... cater to him? While you prepare dinner and tea, Severus will help him with his boots and jacket, and maybe even give him a shoulder massage: then, while you're all eating you will both listen attentively to his story of whatever made his day a long one, or if he just wants to be distracted you and Severus will keep the conversation going about your days.

- Good luck finding any hot water for a shower. Both of them have already used it, because they both like showers hot enough to turn their skin red.