Harry Potter Headcanons

Sfw - Pansy and Astoria

- First just let me say: what a power couple. And when you come into the mix? Unstoppable

- Lots of traditionally feminine activities (nothing wrong with that). Styling your hair, painting your nails, playing dress up, doing your makeup, etc.

- Astoria would teach Pansy how to knit, and then Pansy would rope you into it so she wouldn't be the only one out of you two learning.

- Astoria wouldn't really support Pansy's drinking habit. You guys probably would still go to parties, but Astoria would be watching you like hawks, and cutting you off after maybe three drinks.

- Lots of shopping, every chance you get. They both like shopping and both have the money to do it so you will constantly be getting new stuff.

- Astoria is not as clingy as Pansy is, so it would take her a while to get used to being around the both of you all the time. She would eventually get so into the swing of it that when you guys weren't right there next to her she would assume you were off somewhere getting up to no good.

-I think you guys would go picnicking. Like all the time. You guys have picnicked everywhere. By the black lake, in Hagrid's pumpkin patch, the top of the astronomy tower, a quick makeshift picnic in the kitchens themselves, the list goes on.

- I feel like Pansy would get you into all the wrong situations, and then Astoria would have to save you or bail you out.

- For instance, this one time Pansy saw a small snake outside while studying under a tree. Without thinking she grabbed your wrist and pulled you towards it... and into the forbidden forest just to get a closer look. Astoria, terrified you were going to die or get caught delved after you and pulled you both out by the collars of your shirts.

- But on the other hand, one time Astoria and Pansy had been bickering, play fighting over something, and Astoria had sworn just as McGonagall walked by. McGonagall whipped around, demanding to know the culprit... and Astoria threw Pansy right under the bus with an innocent smile on her face. "Oh Pansy! How could you say such vile words! I am appalled. Did you hear her, Y/N? How disgusting!"

- If Astoria is the mother in the relationship, Pansy is the youngest child. Spoiled, the rules don't apply to her, and does whatever she wants. You are the middle child. Not in the way that you are constantly forgotten, but in the way that you are constantly getting roped into things the others are doing.