Harry Potter Headcanons

Sfw - Cedric and George

- Cedric is the one who brought up a poly relationship.

-You had been friends with both of them in your Hogwarts years, and now you were graduated and working as a cashier for the joke shop. Cedric is a regular customer, as an excuse to see you, and George is your boss so you're seeing them all the time. Till one day, both of them ask you on a date. You confront both of them, trying to be completely transparent, and tell them that they had both asked you out. Cedric simply suggested a three way date. And the rest is history.

- Cedric and George playing card games together, just vibing and shootin' the shit.

- They both love to play with your hair, carding their fingers through it.

- Going on really cheesy dates like dinners at dinners, cafe brunch dates, picnics, drive in theaters, etc.

- The three of you are out on one of your cafe brunch dates, in muggle London, and a couple goes by on a tandem bicycle. Cedric makes a joke about using that instead of apparition and it was just that, a joke... until George finds a three seater tandem bicycle and makes you guys try it.

- Cedric, George and Fred going to a bar for "boys night" and when Cedric and George come back home they're extremely drunk. Only able to walk because they're leaning on each other, they're both barely conscious from a mixture of being tired and drunk but somehow they still manage to flirt with you like you guys aren't already dating.

- You guys always have fresh flowers in a vase, on your island or kitchen table. It's something Cedric's mom used to do, and then Amos picked it up, and it's almost second nature to Cedric.

- Cuddling up under warm, fluffy blankets with a cup of hot cocoa or tea and your two partners snuggled up as close to you as they can get.

- Neither of them have any sense of personal space, or alone time so you are always with them and they are always touching you in some way.

- Sometimes they play this game where they pretend they're talking/gossiping about you to get your attention. You would be sitting in your living room chair, reading or something (really just not paying attention to them) and they'll come over and stand just in the corner of your vision and whisper to each other with their hands blocking their mouths so you can't read their lips and their eyes darting over to look at you every couple of seconds.

- You know they're just messing around, but it gets your attention successfully every time, anyways.