Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Me/CheriKeys: Lizzie, that isn't a fairy appropriate way to greet your readers/students.
Lizzie Hearts: That's mad talk! In Wonderland, it's only respectful to shout OFF WITH YOUR HEAD when greeting someone! It would be rude not to! Do I look rude to you? *hands on her hips*
Me/CheriKeys: It's just that, you might seem to aggressive at first. People don't even know why you're here.
Lizzie Hearts: Crowns, kettles together again. Crown of feelings, east sun, I am the guide book.
Me/CheriKeys: In English please. *rolls eyes*
Lizzie Hearts: You said I must teach the readers Riddlish. How else are you to learn if I speak English? OFF WITH THE CONFUSION!
Me/CheriKeys: Just say it in English and try to hexplain before you start going mad with riddlish talking!
Lizzie Hearts: Hmph, fine. Good to see you, readers. I am the princess of hearts, today I am your teacher.
Me/CheriKeys: *smiles* Okay! Have fun, students and Lizzie, I'll check in on you guys later.
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD is the most common phrase in Riddlish! It can literally mean anything. And I mean anything! It could mean good morning, good night, greetings. When someone wins a game of croquet, you must shout OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! When you are mad, happy, sad you have to yell OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! When having a teaparty shout OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Me/CheriKeys: *comes in*
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Me/CheriKeys: *faints*
Lizzie Hearts: My mother would be so proud!
Madelinn Hatter: *comes in* What did you just do to Ms.Narrator, er um, CheriKeys?!
Lizzie Hearts: I shouted OFF WITH YOUR HEAD then she fainted.
Madelinn Hatter: I will be the substitute narrator. Here's her script, lemme start her. "Lizzie Hearts will be your Riddlish teacher for Lesson 1."
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH THE SCRIPT! *rips up script*
Madelinn Hatter: This lesson is now over, time for the summary! *jumps up and down, claps hands*
Lizzie Hearts: Here's my summary: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Madelinn Hatter: Let's take a tea break before Lesson #2 with me, Madelinn (Xylophone) Hatter!
Me/CheriKeys: *wakes up* What happened? Who ripped up my script?! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Me/CheriKeys: Everyone left, so I guess Lesson #1 is over. Bye, Lesson #2 is coming soon!
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The Wicked Cool Guide for Riddlish
FanfictionWelcome welcome! This is a guide to speaking the native language of Wonderland! Riddlish of course! So open your book and start learning! Also featuring guest stars: The Wondelandians of Ever After High! *DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Ever After hig...
