Me/CheriKeys: Well, hopefully nobody is traumatized from Lizzie's aggressive lesson. *glares at Lizzie*
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOU HEAD!
Me/CheriKeys: Moving on...there will be a new teacher! Please welcome Madelinn Hatter!
Lizzie Hearts: Crowns and kettles together again.
Riddlish Translation: Good to see you.
Madelinn Hatter: Under the tree we smile with glee.
Riddlish Translation: Oh the happier we are together!
Lizzie Hearts: Cards and crumbs may not mix, but we can never make each other sick.
Riddlish Translation: We may fight sometimes, but we will never end our friendship.
Me/CheriKeys: Lizzie, go back to the mental hospital, you're not a teacher anymore! You've been fired!
Lizzie Hearts: Me?! Fired?! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! *storms off in anger*
Me/CheriKeys: Good, now she is gone. Maddie take it away!
Madelinn Hatter: Take what away? You want me to take you away from the classroom? If you say so? *carries me out of classroom*
Me/CheriKeys: PUT ME DOWN!
Madelinn Hatter: Ok, there! *drops me outside the classroom*
Madelinn Hatter: *locks classroom door* Ok, that was crazy. Now it's time for class! Cheese and crackers! Narrator, er um, CheriKeys requested I talk about Wonderland puns. Isn't that tearrific?
Me/CheriKeys: *raging mad* LET ME IN, MADDIE!
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! *chases me*
Me/CheriKeys: Ahhhhh! *runs away*
Madelinn Hatter: Alright, those crazies are gone now. Poof! Poof! Time to learn about puns! I pledge to be the most hatastic I can be. Mad Hatter's honor!
Me/CheriKeys: Maddie, give me your teapot with super hot tea! I need to burn the Princess of Hearts!
Madelinn Hatter: Wonderland puns are tearrific! See what I did there? Wonderland consists of many things and us Wonderlandians use those things to create our own wonderlandful words and puns! Hattastic, am I right? *claps hands and jumps up and down*
List of Wonderland Puns
1) Wonderlandful (Comes from the word wonderful) [Used to describe a place or person that is very wacky and wonderland-like]
2) Tearrific (Comes from the word terrific) [Used to say if something is good]
3) Hattastic (Comes from the word fantastic) [Used to say if something is fantastic]
Madelinn Hatter: And those are you wonderland adjectives!
Me/CheriKeys: Help me, Maddie!
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
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The Wicked Cool Guide for Riddlish
FanfictionWelcome welcome! This is a guide to speaking the native language of Wonderland! Riddlish of course! So open your book and start learning! Also featuring guest stars: The Wondelandians of Ever After High! *DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Ever After hig...
