Me/CheriKeys: Alright, so Kitty's teaching license has no been suspended. I have a few more cards up my sleeve. Meet Alistair Wonderland, son of Alice.
Alistair Wonderland: I don't know, CheriKeys, should I really persue teaching? There's places to go and people to see.
Me/CheriKeys: You have to teach! All my other teachers were suspended. Plus, your mom came from Normalland, so you aren't that mad!
Alistair Wonderland: Okay, I'll take that as a compliment...
Me/CheriKeys: So, you'll do it? That sounds great, thanks! *walks out and uses a bookshelf to block the door*
Bunny Blanc: Isn't Alistair in there?!
Me/CheriKeys: Uh, yeah...
Bunny Blanc: AND YOU LOCKED HIM IN THERE AGAINST HIS WILL?!
Me/CheriKeys: Chill, he said he will do it. He said, "Okay"
Bunny Blanc: DON'T WORRY, ALISTIAR! I'M COMING! *runs off*
Me/CheriKeys: Wait! I need him to teach my final lesson! *chases Bunny and falls into the rabbit hole*
Alistair Wonderland: Whatever after is CheriKeys doing outside? Oh well, may as well teach Riddlish. So Kitty's example about cats and bats sounded bad, right? Well, that's because that was Riddlish Basics, where you basically figure out how to make a sentence in Riddlish.
Kitty Cheshire: Hey! You are going to pay for this! *disappears with evil grin*
Alistair Wonderland: *shudders* Uh...okay. Now I am grateful for the bookshelf CheriKeys put there. Moving on, so after you made a Riddlish sentence you need to make it sound more poetic, make it transition smoothly through each word. I believe CheriKeys used this as a sentence in her story, A Darling and Brave Princess, "The rooms and times of teaching, was the mind doing some bleaching?" I believe Maddie said this. Let's this break this down. The first verse talks about rooms with teaching and we know that is a classroom. Now, the second verse hexplains about the brain getting bleached. Bleach is a commonly used cleaning product, so if your brain gets cleaned in a classroom, you are learning. Knowledge is a good thing, like cleaning, so Maddie was asking if Raven learned anything.
Me/CheriKeys: I finally climbed out of the rabbit hole and I think I just found a perfect teacher.
Alistair Wonderland: So for a finalized Riddlish sentence that sounds good you need rhymes. Here are some tips:
1) Think of words that remind you what you want to say. For example, Wonderland could be "white rabbits, tea, cards and madness wrapped into one" .
2) Rhyme words together to make your sentence sound good. Like in my example above, I need to rhyme something with "one".
3) You don't always have to rhyme things together, sometimes in a one verse sentence you just have to use puns. For example, if Lizzie Hearts were to say, "We're all together again" she would say, "We got a full house." This is because the sentence is short, so we kept it simple, but still used a pun ("full house") to make it inot Riddlish.
4) Remember who your character is, each character has different puns. Such as, tea, biscuits, peas, spoons, crackers, etc are all puns for Madelinn Hatter
5) Riddlish is not an exact language, so be creative when writing or talking in RIddlish
Me/CheriKeys: *pushes away the bookshelf and comes in* You're hired!
Bunny Blanc: *rushes in with a chainsaw* You're alive! Guess I won't need this anymore. *throws chainsaw and the chainsaw makes a hole*
Me/CheriKeys: *falls into hole* Not again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty Cheshire: *appears with cheeky smile* Hello, hello. *kicks Bunny and Alistair into the hole* That's what you get for calling me a bad teacher!
Madelinn Hatter: Don't forget to tune into the next lesson next time! Oh and remember to drink lots of tea!
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The Wicked Cool Guide for Riddlish
FanfictionWelcome welcome! This is a guide to speaking the native language of Wonderland! Riddlish of course! So open your book and start learning! Also featuring guest stars: The Wondelandians of Ever After High! *DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Ever After hig...
