Me/CheriKeys: OK! Maddie and Lizzie are both banned from teaching!
Kitty Creshire: *poof* I'm going to try my paw at this teaching.
Me/CheriKeys: No! Not the queen of chaos!
Kitty Creshire: You really want those psychos to teach again?
Lizzie Hearts: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Me/CheriKeys: *looks at Maddie and Lizzie* Fine, Kitty go ahead.
Kitty Creshire: That sounds purrfect! Welcome to class, class! I am Ma'dm Creshire and I'm going to teach you about making chaos!
Me/CheriKeys: You mean Riddlish!
Kitty Creshire: Oops, I forgot. I mean I will teach you Riddlish basics. First step is always think of the senrtence you will say in English. For instance, if you wanted to say, "right back at you, mean lady" you have to think of what reminds of that sentence. I always think of mirrors because your reflection comes back at you. When mean ladies come to mind I hexpect a fiesty, sassy personality. What's fiesty and sassy, a cat! So I would say, "Mirror the fiesty cat!";
Me/CheriKeys: That sounds horrible!
Kitty Creshire: Are you the expert Wonderlandian here or is it me?
Me/CheriKeys: Fine! *leaves the classroom*
Kitty Creshire: *whispers* I know it sounds horrible, but I couldn't let her have satisfaction. So when things sounds bad switch some things up. Another important factor is rhymes. Rhymes confuse people even more and confusion makes me smile. Cat rhymes with bat and bats don't look very pretty, so there you have it another insult in case you would like to roast someone. Ready for a bonus? The difference between cat and bat is b and c. BC sounds like busy, so you could also imply that you're far too busy to talk to that meanie. The final Riddlish sentence is, "Mirror the fiesty bat"
Me/CheriKeys: Maybe hiring Kitty wasn't so bad. *opens desk drawer and finds a dead mouse* AHHHHHHH! HELP!
Kitty Creshire: Totally wasn't me! *winks* Now time for my catnap, toodles!
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The Wicked Cool Guide for Riddlish
FanfictionWelcome welcome! This is a guide to speaking the native language of Wonderland! Riddlish of course! So open your book and start learning! Also featuring guest stars: The Wondelandians of Ever After High! *DISCLAIMER: I do not own any Ever After hig...
