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Gideon: oh you know what, I bet we need that Saya

Saya: ...where did It go?

Gideon: the thing I just threw off the side, I bet we need that

Saya: why did you just throw It off the side??

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Lucius and Liam are sitting on a bench

Anakin: Why do you guys look so sad?

Liam: Sit down with us so we can tell you

Anakin sits down

Lucius: This bench is freshly painted

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Elijah: alpha like a wolf?

Nikau: yeah but cooler

Elijah: whats cooler than a wolf?

Nikau: me.

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Mina: Yeah. My skill level is so high I do things I don't even try to do

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Cameron: What are you looking at?

Theo, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he Is: porn.

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Adrian: You can't just follow me into a fire!

Oliver :THEN DON'T RUN INTO A FIRE!

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Juno: You may be verified on twitter

Juno: But are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Lucius: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Gideon: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.

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Radius, finishing a large glass of eggnog and slamming It on the table: eat my ass

Sean, In pain: I don't have room

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Mina: what do you have beating Inside you Ira?

Ira: hate.

Mina: nonono, like the thing that pumps blood thru your body

Ira: rage.

Mina: no, nope, Its like a vital organ-

Ira: VENGEANCE

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Liam: just tried to make a reservation at the library

Grace: you don't need to make a reserv-

Liam: but I couldn't get one

Grace: yeah obviously, you don't need to make one-

Liam: It was fully booked!

. . .

Liam: *dad laughter*

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Saya: Why don't you use your "vibrating flight muscles"? 

Gideon: excuse me?

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